Boys' Bathroom, Monday Evening

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

It seemed that today was an odd day for the bathrooms in the dorms. Not that Tony knew that, of course. What he knew was that there was a random sheet of butcher paper on the wall next to the sinks.

It was hard to miss, really.

And it was tempting to draw on. So, so tempting. No one would care if he doodled a little something on it, right?

[[Like the girls could be the only ones... OPEN FOR DEFACING!]]

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[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Bruce didn't necessarily mind graffiti in the bathroom, and he certainly didn't mind science jokes. He just didn't find that one funny.

He quickly scrawled:

Either way, he didn't get a drink. Bars don't serve cats.

Take that.

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

It was only after Butters was finished using the bathroom (thankfully alone, otherwise one of his classmates might have been treated to a nice round of the Hey There Mr. Wiener song...) that he noticed the graffiti on the wall.

He double checked to make sure he was really alone, tapping his fingers together as he considered the temptation. Butters Stotch wouldn't deface a bathroom, but he knew someone who might.

Which was why: "PROFESSOR CHAOS WAS HERE!!!!" was scrawled out underneath. "DOOM AND DESCTRUCTION IS AT HAND!!!!"

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

While he was commenting elsewhere, Bruce decided to add a note to this one as well.

Professors shouldn't be in the dorms this late. I'm calling the troopers.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Checking back on the bathroom later, Tony was both annoyed and confused.

So, he responded with another awesome joke (http://i53.tinypic.com/2rnadk5.jpg) and then, as an afterthought, added: Who the heck is Professor Chaos?

It sounded almost as bad as Mr. Fix.

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

After seeing the new cat cartoon, Bruce felt the need to critique it again.

"Argon" is an anagram for "Groan." Appropriately, the joke is a groaner at best.

[hasadestiny]

Pay no attention to the valance diagram some mysterious geek had drawn next to the cat.

[momslilassassin]

Ben added a TONY STARK SMELLS WEIRD to the wall because that's totally what friends do, okay?

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Tony was just going to cross that out with far too much rage. And add: TONY STARK IS FLAWLESS

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave was a little concerned with the state of the graffiti in the bathroom when he stopped in. But if the way was this disfigured already....

Vote Dave Nelson
Sophomore Class
Student Council Representative

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

DAVE NELSON IS A DWEEB.

Oh, Professor Chaos...

[wwiii]

Yes, Warren had actually wandered off and come back with a green pen. If there was going to be graffiti in the bathroom, he wanted to make certain that he left something iconic behind.

Something iconic and topical to the island.




Presumably, that was a gremlin.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

NYAN GREMLIN!!!!!!!1

Yes, he was aware that number 1 was just being annoying. But Tony didn't care!

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

Butters was drinking extra soda tonight, just so he had a good reason to come back into the bathroom and add more grafitti.

KENZI IS CRAZY. DON'T LET HER NEAR YOUR DEEP FRYER.

Sadly, not a euphemism.

[momslilassassin]

I THINK THE CLINIC HAS AN OINTMENT FOR THAT, DUDE.

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Since she was referenced anyway, Bruce decided to drop another tip in there.

If she's in your room, watch out for anything of value in plain sight. She might try to take it.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Get over it, Candy. It was totally safe!

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

After seeing the addition of the gremlin, Bruce felt he needed a blanket statement.

The art in this restroom leaves much to be desired.

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

A little while later, after about fifteen minutes when no one else amazingly needed to use the bathroom, Bruce would find his response met with some painstakingly done art (http://balsamique.deviantart.com/art/Mona-Lisa-169725147?q=boost%3Apopular%20mona%20lisa&qo=13).

...The artist may have taken some artistic liberties.

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Was temporary restroom graffiti some sort of weird private school thing? Richie had always thought if you were gonna deface a restroom you just wrote on the walls or stall doors or something. Paper was so impermanent. What was the point?

Maybe this was a test. Or something. He'd stick with the paper, for now.

Wait, we write on paper instead of the walls AND we use the space for weird science geek jokes? Totally missing the point of graffiti, guys.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Clearly Richie underestimated the nerds in this school.

[selfhelphero]

Billy was snickering at all of the notes, and he'd been perfectly content to just read them until he saw that one. Really, he had no choice but to break out a pen too now.

Weird science geeks >>>>> everyone else!

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

Posting on the bathroom wall was way, way, way too much excitement for Butters. It was like once he started, he just couldn't stop, and, even better, no one would know it was him.

KIM KARDASIAN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD. HER BUTT IS LIKE A BIG MOUNTAIN OF PUDDING

Seriously, this whole thing was like crack to him.

[momslilassassin]

Why is that a good thing?

Inquiring minds wanted to know!

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

It was not even the first time in the last week that Annie had been in this bathroom, but she had to see if the same sort of thing was going on in here. So she snuck in to look and- wait, was that music?

And after viewing the wall, she wrote Your wall is much grosser than ours.

She and Richie were maybe of differing opinions.

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Now Richie kind of wanted to go check out the even more boring girl's room wall. At least he was assuming that was from a girl. Were there other bathrooms? Did the gremlins he kept hearing about have their own?

Your wall must suck.

[endsthegame]

Ever-mysteriously, after a while, the words GO TO BED appeared above most of the scribblings.

[dollpocalypse]

...Sorry, Fandom. At some point during the night, a surprisingly dexterous lemur had snuck in here and pooped on the floor.

Under a urinal. As you do.