dollpocalypse: (obnox: you bore me)
dollpocalypse ([personal profile] dollpocalypse) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2011-10-30 09:49 am

Laundry Room, All Day Sunday [Detention]

This morning, signs had handwavily gone up in the common rooms advertising the presence of a free laundry service in the laundry room today who would wash people's clothes upon request. That free laundry service (read: pair of students in detention) was less than thrilled about the arrangement.

"I don't see why I have to be here," Topher whined, kicking the machine he was sitting on. "I didn't do anything!"

"You shrank my clothes, asshat," Ramona replied, rolling her eyes as she investigated the room for a window she could crack so she could smoke. "Shut up and get ready to use some fabric softener. Maybe no one'll show."

"I have asthma," Topher informed her. "You can't smoke in here."

A beat.

"And what's fabric softener?"

Request their services at your own peril, Fandom.

[[Open to all, muahaha. Prewritten with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] dabblinginbitch, obviously. This detention is brought to you by the brilliant [livejournal.com profile] nookiepowered. OCD on the way up!]]

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fine, don't tell me," she replied, even if that sounded like a likely answer, no matter how facetious. "I'll keep punching you until I graduate."

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ramona's response to that was to flick her lighter open and draw her cigarette up to her lips. "Hope you brought your inhaler."

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, Jesus, you are such a baby," Ramona replied, shaking her head. "I won't smoke yet. But I'd advise against annoying me more today."

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're what, like fourteen? You're a baby. And more importantly, you act like one," Ramona replied, shaking her head. "Quit annoying the big kids and we'll stop hitting you."

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not true," she replied, simply. "Dude, seriously, why the fuck can't you just be cool with people? I don't like punching you. It messes up my manicure half the time and it's ruining my senior year resolution."

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Been there, done that," she replied. "Or are you forgetting the Rebecca Black debacle?"

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pretty sure I did, and also, you're fifteen," she replied. "Do you have any siblings?"

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"It shows. You never had a chance to be anyone's annoying brother and you're taking it out on everyone," Ramona replied.

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And if Ramona thought about it, that was probably part of why he annoyed her so much, too.

"Who are you waiting for?" she asked, watching him. "Got a date?"

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, wow, you're a shitty liar. You have a crush on someone and want them to come by," she guessed. "I know that look."

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Who is it?" she wondered. "Come on, dude, I might punch you but I actually know a lot about this kind of shit. And you're all pissy about it. I'd rather deal with you when you're in a better mood. Who's supposed to visit you?"

Re: Specific Laundry Demands

[identity profile] dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. 'He.' That was interesting.

"Who?" she asked, and if that was the nicest Ramona had ever sounded to Topher, well, she was actually trying now.