http://godgavemecable.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] godgavemecable.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2012-08-29 05:17 pm

Fifth Floor Common Room, Wednesday Evening

Tonight, Toby decided, was a 'laze around in the common room with pizza and hilariously terrible movies' sort of night.

Which was why there were a number of pizza boxes on the table, and Cactibear- that made-for-TV classic about a half-bear, half-cactus that killed base-jumpers- on TV.

Aww yeah.

[eta: FEEL FREE TO MAKE UP RIDICULOUS DESCRIPTIONS OF WHAT'S HAPPENING ON SCREEN, GUYS. ANYTHING GOES.]

[identity profile] dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Whatever. I'm regifting the hypothetical rock-friend if you win something," she decided.

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Wow, you're a terrible friend to rocks," Jessica said. "If I were a rock, I wouldn't even want to be your friend."

[identity profile] dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I mean, I probably don't have the skills to care for a rock," Olive pointed out. "I'm giving it to a good home. It's humane."

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"You might be better sending it to a rock orphanage," Jessica said. "I just don't have time to care for a... well, an aggregate of minerals. I'd barely even know what minerals were in it. That's no way to raise a rock."

[identity profile] dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
"No one's going to adopt a nearly full-grown rock," Olive said, frowning. "They'd probably put it down. I can't have that on my conscience."

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"You realize that when somebody puts a rock down, it's usually in a garden, right?" Jessica checked. "It's a nice life."

[identity profile] dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
"That's exactly the sort of rockist thinking that I'm trying to avoid," Olive tsked.

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey now. Some of my best friends are rocks," Jessica said. "And they love gardens."

[identity profile] dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
"So they're all alike?" Olive asked accusingly.

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2012-08-30 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Not quite, but gardens are really nice," Jessica said. "I'd stay in a garden if I were a rock."