Fifth Floor Common Room, Wednesday evening

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

After work, Jessica was still trying to deal with the fact that she tasted like SPAM. It displeased her so much that she felt the strong need to grab some food from the common room that would allow her poor tastebuds to focus on something else.

The fact that there was a cake with seven candles in it for some reason seemed like karma. Or justice. Or dumb luck. Or like an opportunity to make a seven year old cry. But since the odds of that last one being true seemed small, Jessica took a piece of cake. And it tasted pretty great. Like karmic justice. And definitely not SPAM.

[OOC: Common room is open and cake is wonderful!]

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[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Metal." Shocking no one. "Like it smells when I'm welding."

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"I would have bet 'money,'" Jessica said. "Now I'm glad I never had the chance to put any cash down on that bet."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Ha ha. No. I'm not Justin Hammer."

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"Justin Hammer? In my world, I'm pretty sure he tasted like evil and Fixodent when he was alive," Jessica said.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Where I'm from, it might be bleach and douchebaggery." So, he was Carson Daly circa 1999?

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"Congratulations, you just made spam sound appealing," Jessica decided.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Tony held out a hand for a fistbump. "I live to serve, employee of the month."

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

Jessica gave respect in knuckle-form. "Does my name go on a plaque now?"

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Jarvis hasn't killed us all, so that's reward enough."

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"I guess," Jessica said. "But you still might want to consider the plaque for the future. Plaques could be used as weapons in case of robot revolts."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Put it in the suggestion box." That he did not have.

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"Do I have to invent a suggestion box next week?" Jessica asked, because she knew she hadn't seen one.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Probably, yes," Tony replied, helping himself to a second slice of cake. He hadn't eaten since the Hot Pockets ran out yesterday!

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"It's going to send you e-mails. Letting you know there are suggestions. Just so you know," Jessica said. "You should probably adjust your spam filters now."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Are you saying you think you can get past my spam settings as they are now?"

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure I could find a way if I really tried," Jessica said.

Option 1: E-mail the suggestion herself from her actual e-mail in a non-spammy way at all.

Option 2: Find a way to bribe Jarvis.

She did not tend to think inside the box.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Really." Tony, stop it. You need sleep and to stop antagonizing your employees.

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"Assuming you don't just have everything go straight to spam," Jessica said. "Which would be cheating."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"I'd never cheat." Liiiiiiiiies.

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, Tony, but I have trouble believing that," Jessica said.