Third floor common room [Saturday morning]

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

Cade was being followed around by a karking animal today. A talking karking animal called a hy-eeda or something.

"STOP EATING THE COCOA PUFFS."

...that apparently shared Cade's taste in breakfast cereal.

"Kark me," Cade groused, flopping onto a sofa.

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[robinonadderall]

"Is there any Count Chocula in there?" Stiles asked when he came into the common room. He was being followed by a golden retriever. "None for you because you are a dog."

"I'm not that kind of dog, Stiles."

"Nope. Dog. No chocolate for you."

Be in awe of his ability to brush off weird shit that happens to him.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"I think so," the hyena offered helpfully. "The boxes are pretty yummy too."

Cade rolled his eyes. "This karking planet. I didn't need a weird fuzzy friend."

[myownface]

"You tell 'em," Sparkle offered, from where he was now perched on the arm of the couch, prodding at a protesting backpack with a slightly disgruntled look on his face. "No people-things for the little hairy animals. Those are the rules."

The ones that he'd just made up.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"It is a talking dog," Tony pointed out, staring at the coffee pot like that would make it brew faster. He was so going to invent something to do that.

With science.

The snake with him sighed again. It was possibly her default setting with Tony.

[dollpocalypse]

"...well, yours makes sense," Topher assessed, spotting the dog.

The jackal at his side attempted a face-paw.

[ultron_junior]

Victor, meanwhile, was followed by a large black bird when he wandered downstairs.

The bird's name was Remedios. He knew that because she had not stopped chattering into his ear in Spanish since he woke up, and one of the very first things she'd said was to call her Remedios. And Remedios was quite firmly of the opinion he needed a balanced breakfast.

//With eggs and meat//, she told him from her perch on his shoulder. //Not just cereal. Honestly, it's a wonder you haven't died of anemia yet.//

Victor yawned, looked sheepishly around the room. "Oh, good," he said. "I'm not the only one with an animal -- issue."

Remedios fluffed her feathers, taking offense at that.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Nope," Cade said laconically. "She's called Camelai and is a hyema?"

That was wrong, Cade.

[myownface]

"It's like one big happy furry convention," Sparkle shared, casting a bit of a glare to his grumbling backpack. "If we leave them all alone together, they'll all start like doing weird things in a furpile or something like that."

Sparkle was ever charming.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Fandom weirdness?"

Fandom weirdness.

[dollpocalypse]

Topher eyed Victor, and before he even said anything, the jackal at his side made sure to remind him, "Be quiet when you yelp at him; people are trying to eat."

Topher ignored that. "Dude, why do you get a little one?" he complained. "That's way better, you can just... ditch it."

Cyrilla gave him a Look. It was very intimidating, given that she was a jackal. "No," she said. "He can't."

[myownface]

"What do you feed a weasel?"

"Ermine," came a muffled protest from inside his backpack.

"Weasel."

It had been something like this all morning for Sparkle, who had woken up to see the ass-end of a stoat rummaging through his sock drawer, and who had promptly stuffed the offending creature into his bag, intending to chuck the little thief outside and be done with it. That hadn't worked according to plan, and now he was stuck with it making annoyed protests from the bottom of the sack.

"I can't get rid of the damn thing."

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Join the crowd," Cade said. "If I wanted a dog, I would've picked one that wasn't so ugly."

"Hey now!" The female voice sounded decidedly offended. "Kark you, Cade."

[suitably_heroic]

Atton, meanwhile, arrived without comment for once.

Instead he sank down on the couch; the mangy wolf that was with him echoed the motion, flopping onto the couch next to him looking vexed and like she thought the entire universe was against her.

[myownface]

"You got the wolf? Why did you get the wolf? I got stuck with the weasel."

"Ermine!"

Sparkle had a very insistent little voice coming from his backpack today.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"You too?" Cade asked.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the mange was... something special. "Is that wolf okay?"

There was a scandalized hiss from Marilwen. "Tony!"

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Did anyone else wake up with--" Well. Tony got his answer just by looking around the room. Something copper colored moved around his forearm, also looking around.

"I told you," the snake said in a quiet hiss.

[myownface]

"There's like a party of talking animals today," Sparkle shared, glancing at Tony thoughtfully as the snake spoke... hissed... said things. "I have a weasel-"

"Ermine."

"-whatever in my bag. Why is this island so messed-up?"

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Is it too early to start drinking?" Cade asked.

"Yes," the hyena replied from the floor.

[nomelancholy.livejournal.com]

"I am not sure whether it makes it more or less reassuring, honestly," Ulrik offered as he hunted for something to eat that would require minimal kitchen skills to assemble. Or no assembly at all, preferably.

"Learning your way around a kitchen wouldn't kill you, you know," the lioness watching him commented mildly.

[failsatspirit]

Korra entered the common room followed by a polar bear dog, but that was par for the course really. Her eyes widened when she saw all the other animals in the room. "Naga, stay."

Naga's head lowered sulkily.

[myownface]

"What is that and why didn't I get one of those?"

Sparkle, no. That would be un-good.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

Cade looked happy--you know, for him--to see them. "Hello."

[dollpocalypse]

Technically speaking, Topher should be getting to work... half an hour ago, but there was a jackal following him and for whatever reason she seemed to care whether or not he ate, so here he was to collect some snacks or whatever so she would shut up.

But then he got preoccupied, because-- "Dude, other people have stalkers too!"

Cyrilla huffed.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Yep," Cade said, sounding annoyed. "Karking island."

[nomelancholy.livejournal.com]

And that would be Ulrik, making his way into the common room followed by a rather smug-looking lioness.

"Hello, Cade," he greeted. Yes, they'd only previously met while both of them had possessed breasts, but he felt reasonably confident in his guess. No one else he'd met was that attached to their chocolate cereals.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Ulrik," Cade replied, then paused. "Right?"