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Jeremy Darling ([personal profile] stars_and_money) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2012-12-04 06:55 pm
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Fifth Floor Common Room, Tuesday Evening

Jeremy was just intending to have a nice night in. He'd ordered pizza (more than one – there was plenty to share), he was wearing comfy (yet still ridiculously expensive) clothes, and he was all ready to spend his evening in the common room, watching something nice and maybe even holiday themed on the TV, and chatting with his fellow students should they be drawn in by the totally amazing smell of pizza.

But then he flopped down on the couch and turned the TV on. And found that there was nothing but cycling on. On any channel. Granted, this time around it was at least a bit different on each channel: old races, new races, people just leisurely biking to places, and the odd bit of bicycle maintenance advice. But that didn't really help Jeremy who was frowning at the TV and clicking through channels like maybe one of them actually offered something he'd want to watch.

But no.

"Aw, come on! Really? Again?"

Did the TV really hate him or something?

[ocd up, have at!]
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-12-04 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, this isn't your Ratman DVD," Topher retorted. Ooooh, burn.

Then he held some wires aside to provide easier access for screwdriving, because he was a great friend like that.
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[personal profile] ultron_junior 2012-12-04 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tony's Ratman DVD is porn?" Victor asked, already sinking to the floor next to them. Because clearly the two geniuses needed help.

He reached out, trying to sense anything unique about the TV that could be fixed with his powers, and got nothing but static. A lot of static. Looked like the thing was too old for him to work with in anything but a standard way.
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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-12-04 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"It was well made porn," Tony insisted, frowning at the horror of the old, old television. "Don't let Topher fool you."
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-12-04 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"He made Billy and Warren and me watch it," Topher shared, voice slightly muffled as he ducked his head to sift through the wires in search of something useful-looking to disconnect. "But that was at least on a laptop. I think this is the TV that dinosaurs watched."
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[personal profile] ultron_junior 2012-12-04 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's up there," Victor agreed, with just a slight sidelong glance at Tony about the concept of well-made porn. "I think the Professor put it together out of coconut parts."

He reached in to part two wires, frowning as his hand came back covered in dust. "Also, they like never clean back here."

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-12-04 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony just grinned and shrugged. "Maybe Stark Industries could make a tv donation."
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-12-04 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Noooo, fixing the broken ones is fun!" Topher insisted. "Your tech isn't as crappy. I mean that in the nicest possible way."

Because of all the other ways it could be interpreted...?
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[personal profile] ultron_junior 2012-12-04 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Victor snickered. "Look at it this way," he offered. "If we had a Stark TV, we wouldn't be having this fantastic bonding experience."

He poked at the innards some more, found a loose connection. "Is there a Philips head over there?"

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-12-04 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"In my kit," Tony replied. "I'm taking that as a compliment, Topher."

One with a sigh tacked on.
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-12-04 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, we could always make a project of seeing how much damage a Stark TV has to take before it breaks," Topher suggested, unscrewing something that could be a speaker. "Toss it down the stairs outside, maybe blast it with a gauntlet..."
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[personal profile] ultron_junior 2012-12-04 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Victor retrieved the screwdriver he wanted, set to work tightening connection he was worried about.

"What, so we could prove we can break a really good TV?" he asked. "... but the gauntlet thing might be sort of cool."

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-12-05 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
"If the gauntlet couldn't break a TV screen, I'd have more than just a few problems headed my way."
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-12-05 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, that's clearly a design flaw, if your TVs aren't as strong as supervillains," Topher decided.
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[personal profile] ultron_junior 2012-12-05 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
"The trick is making sure the supervillains aren't mad at the TVs," said Victor, who thought he was funny. "Okay, any theories on what exactly we should look for?"

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[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2012-12-05 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Something broken. Less talking, more fixing," Jessica said, because she was also there.

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-12-05 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Shhhh, science is happening," Tony replied, shoving his arms into the TV. Oh god, it was so deep. Like putting your arms into a dead tauntaun.
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-12-05 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"There's an arc reactor upgrade I hadn't considered," Topher commented. Because the TV was basically your shirt now, Tony.

"...Someone pass a screwdriver?"
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[personal profile] ultron_junior 2012-12-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
And lo, Victor offered a screwdriver, then leaned far enough back to talk to Jessica.

"Yeah, but everything looks kind of broken. Also the whole thing smells like crispy dust bunnies."

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[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2012-12-05 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but if we replace all of the broken stuff with an arc reactor, a supervillain's going to end up trying to take over the world with our TV," Jessica pointed out. "And because this is Fandom, the villain will probably be made out of those dust bunnies."

"Speaking of which, that dust bunny looks shifty. I suggest fixing the piece it seems to be staring at."

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-12-05 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I already fought a guy called The Unicorn," Tony replied. "That was embarrassing enough."
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-12-05 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
"...I'm not sure I could beat a dust bunny monster," Topher commented in an impressive moment of self-awareness as he got to work unscrewing some more vaguely technological-sounding stuff. "Victor, wanna bodyguard me? Hypothetically."

Ahahahaha. Ha.
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[personal profile] ultron_junior 2012-12-05 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Hypothetically," Victor said, as he twiddled something on the dismantled control panel and frowned hard, "I'm gonna burn up the dust bunny and give you time to run. That close enough?"

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[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2012-12-05 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Dustbunny-Man would just spread the fire everywhere. It would be a pyrrhic victory," Jessica said. "I think you're twiddling the wrong thingamabob. Try the other one."

Jessica was a back-seat sciencer.

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-12-05 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make Tony turn this science bus around. He would!

"SHIELD should be warned about this threat."
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-12-05 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Also this one," Topher said, surfacing from beneath the TV to hold up a newly-disconnected wire that appeared to have been chewed on. "Important update: gremlin spit is not, in fact, green."

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