Third floor common room [late afternoon]

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After waking up around 3 (DON'T YOU JUDGE HIM), Cade put on pants (you're welcome), ran his hands through his hair (it was like combing it, okay?) and wandered down to the common room in search of Cocoa Puffs.

He flipped on the television for background noise and stopped and stared at the woman with a glowing skirt as she sang in some language he didn't recognize.

"What the kark is this?" he muttered to no one, pouring milk into the box of cereal and digging in with a spoon.

It was Eurovision, Cade.

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"Do we have food that's not healthy?" Atton asked, eyeballing the cereal.

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"Well, if by 'we' you mean 'stuff that's not labeled in the fridge,' then yes," Cade said. "I bet we can also order pizza."

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"Let's order pizza," Atton said. "That'll take the least effort."

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Cade pulled out his comm and someone else's credit card and ordered up ten pizzas (because pizza never went to waste and it wasn't his money anyway). "It'll be here in fifteen minutes or I get to kick the kark out of the delivery boy," he said happily.

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Atton kicked back (and propped his feet up on the coffee table) to enjoy the show.

Well. Enjoy it.

"...Does anyone actually check whether these people can sing before they put them on stage?"

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Cade winced. "Clearly not. And she's not dressed right either."

That is, with her underwear showing.

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"She could at least wear a mini-skirt if she's going to torture us," Atton muttered.

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Cade clapped his hands over his ears. "I've heard better by jizz bands on glitterstim," he complained.

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"Ugh," Atton said, pulling a face. "Jizz. At least there aren't any damned Bith on this show."

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"Yet," Cade said darkly. "I'm not to sure about those backup players."

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"I'm pretty sure they don't have Bith here," Atton proclaimed, "And if they do, I say we find 'em and take all their instruments before they hurt these poor naive fools."

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"Be doing them a --"

Romania had come on.

"ARE THOSE PEOPLE NAKED?"

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"... More importantly, what's that guy trying to do, summon rakghouls?"

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"If he gets eaten on live TV it'll be worth tuning in," Cade decided.

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Atton thought about it. "...True."

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Cade was totally rooting for that now.

"There's just no way a guy can hit that note."

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"Think someone kicked him in the balls before this started?" Atton asked.

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"Oh, think that's a job I could apply for?" Cade said.

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"You could definitely give it a shot."

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"Echuta, I'll just kick people who look like him in the nuts for free," Cade decided.