suitably_heroic: (goth: so stupid)
Atton Rand & miscellaneous names ([personal profile] suitably_heroic) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2013-05-30 04:55 pm

6th Floor And Up The Stairs, Thursday Evening

Not everybody had just come home after the strip club last night. Atton figured he could stick around for another round and then see if maybe he could, ahem, talk to somebody.

It had all gotten out of hand from that point on; it would take a fifteen-episode TV series to fully document the series of events that Atton Rand lived through that Wednesday night. The details weren't important anyway - what was important was that Atton now had a lot of jugs of drinks (alcoholic and otherwise) that he couldn't sneak into a fridge (they'd be discovered), he couldn't drink (he'd get alcohol and/or sugar poisoning) and he couldn't sell on or off the island because then the people he'd stolen the drinks from would find him and--

Yeah, you didn't want to know.

So he'd come up with a plan. He'd keep the drinks cool on the booze until he came up with a plan.

After about an hour he figured out why that wouldn't work.

Now he'd dragged about half of it downstairs (before giving up on that), having labeled all the non-alcoholic drinks accordingly (with labels reading 'JUICE' or 'SPARKLY WATER STUFF'. Not non-alcoholic. What, unlike some people, he didn't want detention) and stamped a few post-its reading 'DRINK' on the good stuff.

Then he sent out a couple of texts at random.

It was Fandom. Someone would show up.

[[ partaaay! ocd up! ]]
robinonadderall: ([pos] talk talk)

Re: Arrive/Baffle

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-05-30 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right? It was totally traumatizing," Stiles said. "Those gremlins don't screw around."
notconflicted: (determined)

Re: Arrive/Baffle

[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-05-30 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"They really don't. Why are there not at least traps for them?"

Because that wasn't as funny, Sia.
robinonadderall: ([pos] sweet)

Re: Arrive/Baffle

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-05-30 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe there are but they out-smarted them," Stiles suggested. "They don't seem like the type of things that would fall for simple mouse traps. Someone should figure out their weaknesses."
notconflicted: (just a little mocking)

Re: Arrive/Baffle

[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-05-30 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm willing to hire someone. There is no way I would do that myself." Because that way only led to more bites. And she already had one tattoo to get rid of.
robinonadderall: ([pos] i like you)

Re: Arrive/Baffle

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-05-30 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah I wouldn't volunteer to do that either," Stiles said. "Well maybe if they gave me some anti-bite suit to wear or something. Chainmail maybe."
notconflicted: (figures)

Re: Arrive/Baffle

[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-05-30 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'd probably find gremlins trying to steal it," she said.
robinonadderall: (Default)

Re: Arrive/Baffle

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-05-30 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are gremlins known for their kleptomania?"
notconflicted: (listening)

Re: Arrive/Baffle

[personal profile] notconflicted 2013-05-30 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"They were trying to steal things from my room when I was bitten," Sia replied.