http://buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2015-05-20 09:31 am

The Gym: Wednesday Afternoon

Dipper decided today to do something healthy. Like work out with the weight machine to try to perform a bench press.

It wasn't working well. He could barely push the bar up.

If one listen closely, they could hear him mutter "Stupid. Noodle. Arms."

Hopefully no one else would be around to witness his humiliation.
dwarvenswagger: (chatty)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-22 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Indeed," Thorin replied dryly. "They say the largest of their ilk had a wingspan that rivaled a mountain."

Because Tolkien had no concept of scale.