FIRE DRILL!, Outside the Dorms, Friday Night into Saturday

[endsthegame]

It started around midnight. Big, purple globs of grape jello, raining down from the sky. Jello drenched the bricks, the emo garden up on the roof, and every window that happened to be on the wrong end of the wind.

An hour later, the dorm sirens began blaring.

By then, the lawn was already coated in a thin layer of jello, and it did not look like the weather had any intention of letting up.

[[ FIRE DRILL! open to all students! ]]

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[rebelseekspizza]

So the downside of not wearing much to bed was that when a fucking fire drill happened, you had to scramble for some pants real fast.

And Dante hadn't really bothered to put on anything else. So there he stood, shirtless, with jello dripping down on him. He was... just going to take this in stride while looking really annoyed, thanks.

"Shitting hell."

[seeks_truth]

"This is ridiculous," Cassandra muttered.

She had fashioned a makeshift umbrella out of a shirt, which she was presently holding above her head. She refused to indulge this nonsense.

[faithseesred]

Faith was not so familiar with the concept of fire drills. But she was a light sleeper, and she knew that sirens meant 'get out,' so she had followed the crowd.

The jello did not make things any clearer, for the record.

And now she was frazzled, from her spectacular bed head down to her wide eyes down to her sock-clad feet. This place really knew how to shake a girl awake.

[era_two_triangle]

Peridot wasn't so bothered by the whole lack of sleep thing, since Peridot didn't sleep. She was a bit disgruntled about the sticky purple stuff that was seeping into her lib enhancers, though. Ugh. She was going to have to soak herself in the ocean after this just so that she wasn't sticking to things, wasn't she?

[got-hijacked.livejournal.com]

Rhys was already disgruntled enough about being woke up by an alarm. That only got worse once he stepped outside and was hit in the face with some jello.

"Really starting to miss Pandora right now," he said to no one on particular. And then promptly slipped and fell on his face.

[dwarvenswagger]

"What sort of madness is this?" Thorin demanded. Because seriously, jello was getting everywhere and it was disgusting.

He was going to stab whoever was responsible for this. He really was.

[thewrathofkaan]

The string of profanity that poured out of Roscoe's mouth as he dragged himself out of the dorms only to have jello fall on his head was frankly impressive. And disgusting.

He was wearing a blanket as pants. He wasn't about to try zipping something up over his junk when he was this tired, thanks.

[boneyard_girl]

On one hand, Ada was really, really glad she'd been sleeping alone and wearing pajamas tonight. On the other, she was really, really annoyed that her favorite pair of pajamas was getting ruined by jello.

At least her shorts were mostly-long enough to hide the scales on her legs, and it was too dark out for anyone to see anything clearly, especially with the jello sill coming down.

[good_for_six]

On the plus side Rivaini clothing was just as easy to get into quickly as it was to get out of (not that it might have necessarily been a problem if that wasn't the case, but she at least liked to choose when to scandalise people), on the minus side, Rivaini clothing did not do well with purple, gelatinous foodstuffs.

"This is much sexier to read about!"

[snipsnspecks]

Nope. Ahsoka wasn't precious about mess by any means, but nope. Concentrating, she used the Force to nudge the rain away from her.

If anyone noticed she'd spin some bantha poodoo about her montrals and lekku keeping it off her clothes.

[spell_chucker]

The siren alone was annoying enough, but the way the lawn squished under Khadgar's boots was just not right. He was grateful that he'd been sleeping with a tunic and pants on, and that he'd managed to be awake enough to grab his cloak before running out the door. Of course, he felt terribly overdressed as he looked around, but at least he wasn't turning purple?

[faithseesred]

Faith had her arms crossed over her chest as she stalked over to Khadgar. She was cold and annoyed, in just a tank top and shorts that were really closer to underwear than actual shorts. The jello that kept landing in globs in her hair wasn't helping her mood.

"Do you know what's going on here?" she demanded.

[crimson_sister]

A fire drill? Was this truly necessary? Lucille looked up at the school, her long hair and nightgown covered in jello. Needless to say, she was not in a good mood.

[crimson_sister]

"Why do we have to endure this?" Lucille asked. She had been less prepared, and by now it was pointless trying to avoid the jelly. Her hair would take a long time to wash after this.

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"For the record, this wasn't me!" Kuzco said loudly.

He was still pretty close to the door so he could beat Rhys to the room and lock him out. Again.

[boneyard_girl]

Well, that was almost a challenge, wasn't it?

Ada held out her hands to catch some jello, and then tossed it in Isabela's direction.

[seeks_truth]

"As far as I can tell, it is a practice drill," Cassandra said irritably. "It is supposed to prepare us for any eventuality. That does not make this less ridiculous."

[rebelseekspizza]

Oh, hey. It was the constant whiner. Dante eyed him.

Or rather, looked down at him. "You need a hand there, buddy?"

Heh.

[rebelseekspizza]

"They sure fucking know how to time it," Dante muttered, eyeing him. "At least you don't have hair."

Though the jello meant Dante's was finally fixed in the mohawk he was usually too lazy to make.

[thewrathofkaan]

Roscoe got a good look at Dante and snickered. "But yours is looking hot," he drawled. "That's a really sexy look for you, honestly. You should do that every day."

[got-hijacked.livejournal.com]

"Ha, ha," Rhys said as he pushed himself up to a sitting position. "Good one. Really hilarious."

[thewrathofkaan]

"Now you're making it sound like it was you," Roscoe told Kuzco, eyeing him suspiciously. "Did you try to make Easy Mac with the lid on or something?"

[good_for_six]

Isabela wiped even more jello off her face. "Oh, sweet thing, you didn't."

She realised this meant war, right?

[rebelseekspizza]

Dante let out a soft snicker. "I was serious," he offered. "But hey, if you can get up, knock yourself out."

[rebelseekspizza]

"Purple's not really my color," Dante said.

Then stuck a bunch of jello in his mouth that was on his fingers anyway.

"...Eugh, this shit is terrible."