4th Floor Common Room, Friday night

[revengenotebook]

Paris had caught up on the news, which was why Paris was now camped out in the common room in the most elaborate pillow fort ever constructed, complete with a "NO Y CHROMOSOMES ALLOWED NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR WHINING, EVERYTHING IS NOT ABOUT *YOU* ALL THE TIME, MEN, JFC" sign on the door into the area.

She was crouched in the center of the pillow fort, doing her best to make a dent in the ice cream supply of the entire island, and yelling disparaging comments at House Hunters. "No one needs a room just to sunbathe in, Stephen. For God's sake."

[OOC: Where I am spiritually Paris today. So open.]

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[seriesofbaddecisions]

Sabine had partly gone looking for opinions on things to do for the new homecoming project with a sketchbook in hand, and here was... a fort.

"That kind of night?"

[revengenotebook]

"Yeah," Paris said. "Just caught an ad for '90 Day Fiance' and kiiiinda want to burn this whole planet to the ground and start over. Want some ice cream?"

[seriesofbaddecisions]

"Do I still get ice cream if I don't know what 90 Day Fiance is?" Sabine checked.

[revengenotebook]

"You get more because you are a bright, untarnished soul," Paris said. "I only saw the ad and I felt dirty."

[seriesofbaddecisions]

"I like this arrangement," she decided. "Do I need a spoon before getting in the... fort?"

She'd been deprived of forts till now.

[revengenotebook]

"Probably a good call," Paris said. "I didn't bring extras."

[seriesofbaddecisions]

"I figured by the sign that you weren't really having visitors," she said, retreating to the kitchen. Or at least one specific gender of visitors. "Any certain reason? I mean, I'm with you..."

[revengenotebook]

"The US Senate is about to appoint an extremely terrible man to the Supreme Court, where he'll sit for at least 30 years," Paris said. "So. Ice cream."

[seriesofbaddecisions]

Sabine had a passing knowledge of the politics here, mainly because she kept hearing about it, but she didn't quite get this, and it likely wouldn't affect her. But.

"That sounds like I should also bring over the chocolate syrup from the fridge?" she offered.

[revengenotebook]

"That sounds wonderful," Paris. "Please."

[seriesofbaddecisions]

Sabine returned with a bowl, another spoon, and the chocolate syrup as promised.

"This won't help," she said, "but it'll help."

That totally made sense.

[hashtag_chocobro]

"Hey, you guys got any--"

Prompto popped his head into the common room, saw the fort, read the sign, read the sign again , and then made what he felt was a smart decision to just back up.

"Never mind, I'm just gonna go check...downstairs..."

[revengenotebook]

"Smart move!" Paris said, throwing a pillow at his retreating self.