Wayne (
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fandomhighdorms2020-09-14 03:46 am
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Third Floor Common Room; Monday Morning [09/14].
There was a whole new step that had been developed, recently, in Wayne's process for gettin' up and makin' breakfast to start the day. It started with him actually waking up, gettin' ready (a process that didn't take too long at all), checking radio, checking his hawkey fights, and then heading to the common room, and (this was the new part) doing a swift but thorough look around the place to check fer anything...funny. Because if there was anything funny, he wanted to make sure he got wind of it before getting into his cooking, even if the funny didn't even directly relate to the cooking itself.
Like today, there was definitely a gremlin hanging out over behind the TV, which was generally good to know, because if he hadn't done that sweep, then he could have come right out and surprised someone at an inopportune moment, and now he could at least give people the warning.
Other'n that, though, everything seemed normal, the food was all as it should be, the equipment was all right...Well, it seemed all the usual plates had been replaced with small plastic kiddy plates with cartoon characters and dividers in 'em, but if that and the gremlin were the worst of what he was getting today, Wayne wasn't going to complain!
...not too much, anywhey!
[[ open breakfast is open! ]]
Like today, there was definitely a gremlin hanging out over behind the TV, which was generally good to know, because if he hadn't done that sweep, then he could have come right out and surprised someone at an inopportune moment, and now he could at least give people the warning.
Other'n that, though, everything seemed normal, the food was all as it should be, the equipment was all right...Well, it seemed all the usual plates had been replaced with small plastic kiddy plates with cartoon characters and dividers in 'em, but if that and the gremlin were the worst of what he was getting today, Wayne wasn't going to complain!
...not too much, anywhey!
[[ open breakfast is open! ]]

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So he wasn't really sure how to answer a question like that.
"You just...do, I s'pose...."
He didn't feel like that was very good, though, so he reconsidered and asked, "What're you having trouble with in particular?"
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Miles pointed his fork at the gremlin.
"I just don't feel like I belong yet. You know?"
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"That might not be a bad thing, there, super chief."
Granted, he felt his own ability to have somehow managed to fit in here was a bit...conflicting.
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“Maybe,” Miles replied. He sighed. “I guess I’ll figure it out sooner or later. Or maybe I’ll just start making lunch for anyone who is new here just to feel normal.”
He’s just kidding, Wayne.
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"Well," he said, attending importantly to another pancake with his shoulders a little bit more squared, "lunch isn't exactly the most important meal of the day, but it's still pretty important, I think people might appreciate that 'round here..."
There were even six whole other days of the week one could do it in!
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Partly out of the conversations, partly to see if he did have to worry about a threat...and maybe partly to find out if he should be a bit suspect about that sandwich waiting for him fer lunch, jus' in case Miles had any sort of...alternative cooking methods like Nina's that it wouldn't hurt to be aware of.
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Wayne would eventually find out that his sandwich is just bread from J'GOB and roast beef from the local grocery. Nothing fancy.
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"And you don't...you wouldn't use, let's say, something like eggs fer yer ice cream or sugar'n'shellfish to make pancakes, would you?"
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Miles looked at Wayne like he had lost his mind.
“No. I mean... No! Why? Who would... No. Just no.”
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He nodded his approval.
"Mebbe you can whip up some of those empanadillas one of the days, then, so's we can all enjoy 'em."
And, a pause.
"...and it's Nina," he offered, since she was allegedleh back now, so it might do good to give Miles a warning. "If she ever beats me in here fer makin' breakfast, that's likely what she's cookin' with."
AND YET YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL, IT MADE NO SENSE, AND HE DIDN'T LIKE IT. Even if he did like Nina jus' fine.
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“Nina.”
Even the name sounded like a warning.
“Yeah. No problem. I’ll whip a bunch sometime.”
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"Looking forward to it!" he stated, and he meant it, just so long as his hallowed breakfast ground was left sacred.
Because Monday morning breakfast was tradition, Miles. And you don't fuck with tradition.