3rd Floor Common Room, Saturday Morning

[apocalypsehow]

Because it was funnier Five had woken up perfectly normal this morning. Normal and enjoying the fact that his roommate wasn't there so he could work on setting up a chain of events that may have started the apocalypse now that he had access to more materials.

You know. Since it wasn't destroyed in said apocalypse and all.

But right now, he was just enjoying a nice cup of coffee without anyone throwing knives at him and contemplating going to get himself a donut.

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[howareyanow]

"Infanths are babieths," Wayne pointed out. "I'm sixsth."

So you were clearly wrong, Five. Nice try, anyway!

[apocalypsehow]

You can't be wrong if you don't care!

"Like I said. An infant."

And are a jerk.

[howareyanow]

"Infanths only 'till a year old," Wayne informed the other older kid like he was doing the poor sod a favor. "After that, itsth a toddler. After four, yer no longer a baby. 'Lesth you goesth around actin' like one."

Mostly by crying a lot, but Wayne never did!

[apocalypsehow]

"Sorry, were those actual words? It just came out as infant babble," Five replied, going back to his coffee.

[howareyanow]

"Mebbe you thould clear out yer earsth, then," Wayne lisped staunchly, his heels lifting a little before settling back down. "Hard to hear whenth you got patatahsth in 'em."

[apocalypsehow]

Five just gave him a confused look like he wasn't going to muddle through all that to decide if there were actual words in the infant babble. "Well, I'm sure you need to go take a nap or whatever infants do."

[howareyanow]

There was a long pause, filled with a distressed kind of squint, as Wayne was faced with the conundrum the importance of informing people who apparently didn't know any better and admitting that he did, in fact, take naps.

"Naptime'sth not until after lunchtime."

It was very important information!

[apocalypsehow]

Five nodded and gave him the most obnoxious look possible at the admission. He was possibly the worst person in his entire family--save Reginald--to be allowed around children.

Yes, that even included Klaus.