Poster seen on every possible public venue

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Someone desperately wants to be Homecoming Queen. She said so herself. Several times. But you didn't hear that from me.

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[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Jack sees the poster. And he is terrified.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Beka comes up behind Jack and wraps her arms around his waist. "I'm so pretty in pink, don't you think?" There's a nasty edge to her sarcasm. With him she can be totally candid. "I'd kill him, but he's not worth the detention. But don't worry. Fluffy and pink is not me. Black. Or nothing at all."

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

And it seems like lately 'nothing at all' is winning far more often than she'd care to admit can be good for her.

ANGELUS??? I mean, he was all that and a bag of chips against the zombies, but ... you know... ANGELUS???

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I'm assuming that this conversation occurs out of Jack's earshot for the moment. But it's up to Jack-mun to decide whether he hears or not. If he does, then add: Beka smiles sweetly at Shep over Jack's shoulder.

"I've no problem admitting that I have an active sex life. I'm also pretty sure Jack doesn't mind, because at the end of the day... well. At the end of the day, none of it matters. It's just sex. You should understand that, Shep."

...

"As for Angelus, you ought to check it out for yourself. The boy doesn't breathe. Comes in handy during certain sex acts."

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'll be the first to say that I don't need vows of undying love and proposals of marriage before hoping in the sack with someone.

But I do require a pulse.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

He pulses where it counts.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Oh? And exactly where would that be?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*arches an eyebrow* You have to ask? *shakes her head*

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

I knew you couldn't say it outloud.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Cock. Dick. Prick. Penis. Shaft. Manhood. Manstaff.

By the way. Did anyone ever tell you you're adorable when you're being juvenile?

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

It's part of my charm. [g]

And you forgot "quivering tower of love". Yes, I've seen the things you girls read.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Yes. Your charm is abundant. It's almost enough to get me into bed with you. Almost.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Wow, you really do have a pretty high opinion of yourself. If I were to find you in my bed, I'd likely ask my roommate for that sword he swears is just a wall decoration.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

THANK you.

*holds head in gesture of Mother of all Headaches*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Jack jumps slightly when Beka appears. "The pink scares me. I think I might actually have a stomach ache from it."

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Resting her head on his shoulder, she whispers: "I'm not wearing anything pink now."

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Jack has no response for that. Jack's brain has taken a little vacation. Jack's brain also decided to stop functioning after the word "anything."

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Beka presses her lips against his neck to hide her grin at his response.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Jack snaps out of his daydream after a few moments with a shake of his head. "Sorry, what?"

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

"Nothing. Nothing at all." She hugs him tighter, pressing herself against his back. "What've you got planned tonight? I can entertain myself if you've got things to do."

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Tonight? I'm not really sure. What day is it?"

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

"I don't know. Time runs so strangely around here. I think it's Thursday."

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Thursday... Nothing I think. Maybe."

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

"Cally's having a party..."

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Really? We could do that if you want."