Common Room: Watching TV

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty sits in the common room trying to find something decent to watch on television.

Yep. Friday Night. Watching TV.

What's the problem with that?

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"yeah. And those suits. Oo, tie-death. that's good." She cocks her head. "So, I'm thinking of takign up fencing."

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Any particular reason?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Well, pirates. I'll need to know that if I'm going to take over Never-Never Land. And also? There's a really cool energy sword available at Blood Gulch Arms. I think it'd do well against vampires."

She pouts at Vladdie. "But not you, sweetie. No, never!"

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"You're taking over Never-Never Land? When was this decided? Do you have a plan of attack yet?"

She bites her lip, hoping that Parker doesn't see her amusement as the other girl speaks to the vampire puppy.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I'm starting to think-- given the Library, and the way it acts? -- that anything fictional is also Real. Hell, for all I know, *we're* fictional, somewhere. Given that? I'm going after Captain Hook."

Parker nods seriously, then grins. "Also, like I said, fighting vampires? Probably easier if I can cut their heads off. Not that I have any vampiricide plans for right now, but... I'd like to be prepared. For things. Sometime."

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Okay. You're leading a mutiny against Captain Hook. Check. I'd think that a munchkin army would be highly helpful with that."

Sam grins back, "Yeah, I'd have to assume that cutting their heads off would make things easier, but aren't there other ways to dispatch them? I mean, Dracula's got all these different things you have to do to make sure they don't come back."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"No, no, no. I'm taking over and making him my house-boy. Hook is hot." She looks thoughtful. "But I think you're right about the Munchkins."

"Fire, holy water, sunlight-- but they locked up the flamethrower, so what else can I do? And yes, there's other ways too, but usually there's a lot of collateral damage. Which is why: energy sword. Plus? I just like the idea."

She blinks at the TV. "Who's the very white old guy? Symbolism much?"

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Hook is hot? But wait, wasn't he played by Dustin Hoffman? How do you know he's good looking? I mean, it's not like Hook bears a striking resemblance to Murray," she teased.

"What, you don't have a lighter anymore, since you quit smoking? I can see the appeal though. Swords are cool."

"I have no idea."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"No no no, Jason Isaacs, Isaacs, yum. That's the Never Never Land I'm looking for." She looks thoughtful. "Although it does beg the question about how many Never Never Lands there are, out there...."

"I have a lighter, a can of hairspray, stakes, and holy water. I just miss the flamethrower." She nods vehemently. "Swords *are* cool. Especially energy swords. So how do we explain Anakin, again?"

"Okay, I think the screenwriter is just bibbling at this point."

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Jason who?" Carter suddenly feels very old. "Please, don't talk about alternate universes. I spent last night doing that with Jack Harkness and still haven't recovered."

"Only you feel naked without a flamethrower, Parker. And that's only because you've never carried a zat. I'm not sure anything explains Anakin."

ooc: And I'm out. Night!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"*Harkness* knows from alternate universes?" Parker shook her head. "Okay, didn't see that one coming."

"Hey, I just like them. A lot. Very much. Oo, new shiny? And yeah, that's what the guys in the MFCD say.

_{[ooc: Night!]}

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure he started out knowing about them," Sam replied, running a slightly distracted hand through her hair and making it stick straight up, "But since he's been here? Yeah, I think so. If nothing else, we discussed them in Quantum Physics the other day."

"Does Michael know about this, Parker? It's a Colorado thing. Very shiny. And potentially non-lethal. Now all I have to do is get my hands on one."