2nd Floor Common Room

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty has shed his typical suit for once and is wearing sweatpants and t-shirt that says "Don't F*@k with Mr. Zero"

He occupies his usual seat in the lounge and switches channels until he comes across an old epidsode of "The Amazing Adventures of Bitterwoman"

Normally she'd be Wonder Woman, but she's very bitter about how her costume chafes

[OOC: Come join the snark]

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[janet_fraiser]

"Hey," said Janet. She had her French Bear in one hand and a giant bag of gumdrops in the other. "I'm bored, I'm tired of school, and I have candy." She sat down. "Oooh, Bitterwoman! What's it about tonight?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"What's it always about?" Parker wanders in wearing her new kimono, still pretty buzzed. "Yay, Bitterwoman! Kick ass!"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"She's very bitter about her costume. Don't get me started on the bracelets and the lasso."

[chasingangela]

"Hey, Parker. Pretty robe."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty looks at Janet's bear and smirks. "Nice bear, you steal buy it at FAO Schwartz?"

[janet_fraiser]

Janet gives Marty a weird look. "Yeah, I bought it at FAO Schwarz. Was there any other toy store we went to over the weekend?"

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel should've been studying for his math final. But that involved studying for his math final so... yeah, not so much.

He heard the TV on in the common room.

"Hey," he said. He frowned when he saw what was playing. "Oh - is this the ep where everything's a thinly veiled allegory about the producer's crappy boyfriend back in college?"

[janet_fraiser]

"The allegory episodes are kind of fun," said Janet. "I mean, could the producer show more mental instability?"

She held out the bag of gumdrops. "Candy? I'll do anything to avoid one more minute of schoolwork."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel looked at it suspiciously. "Is that going to be safe for me to eat?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"There's a subtle bondage theme too, but we're too highbrow to talk about it."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"We are?"

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel took a seat on the couch. "Still, gotta love a woman who knows how to wield a whip. Especially one that forces bad guys to speak nothing but white lies." He frowned. "I never did get why that helped with the crimefighting though. Sure it's nice to hear that those moon-covered pants don't make her look fat, but how's that solve the case?"

[swerval_zero]

Zero comes in and squints curiously at Marty's shirt. "Well, that's an interestin' sentiment. Is this the one where she gets tied up, or the one where she gets tied up?"

[chasingangela]

"I think it's the one where she has to dress up like a prostitute," Angela says. "Hi, Zero, everyone."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Hey you!" Marty gives Angela a quick kiss.

[swerval_zero]

Oh, right, I remember this one. Hey, Angela. Apparently your boyfriend married me sometime I wasn't paying attention.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

The second one. Marty says with a smik.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam, bar of Ghiradelli's in hand, sat cross-legged on the floor in her pajamas. She may have still been mildly annoyed about Shop, but it was hard to tell as she tore the wrapper open.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Hey Carter. Glad you could join us."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker is still swaying a little, but seems pretty cheerful. "Damn. Should've saved a few truffles."

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna might have been growling, it was hard to tell. Either way, she looked pissed off. And not too feminine.

((I should be studying...I should, I should))

[janet_fraiser]

"Hey, Alanna," said Janet, ignoring the possible growling. She held out her bag of candy. "Gumdrop?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Hey Alanna. What's wrong?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker tilted her head at Alanna, and managed to keep her balance just barely. "You look torqued."


_{[[ditto, but hang a while anyway]]}

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

[CJ stands at the entrance of the common room, scanning the crowd. Marty. Angela. Parker. Alanna. Zero. Janet. Angel. That one girl. No Vala.]

Well, Hell.