First floor Girl's Room

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker put up a huge sheet of butcher block paper on the wall next to the mirrors.

Things Every Girl at Fandom Should Know

In her precise printing, she wrote:

Jack Harkness kisses very well. Ask him and he'll show you.

Lee Adama blushes if you flirt with him. Do it every chance you get.

John Crichton is so very taken. And Aeryn Sun is dangerous. Don't even go there.


And beneath that, she wrote:

Ladies? Add your own.

Comments

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

CJ's gettin accustomed to the layout of the school again and just happens to notice a list with her son's name on it. Between this and the photograph (http://www.livejournal.com/users/prof_cregg/39203.html), she decides it's time to maybe protect the boy from himself.

Pulling out a pen, she crosses it out.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

The next time she comes in, Parker pouts.

And writes:

Damnit, Jack Harkness IS a good kisser!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory wandered in, and added in fairly distinctive, entirely-too-neat cursive:

Logan Echolls snores and has a one-track mind.

Anakin Skywalker is completely celibate and thus off-limits.

Angel is property of a senior girl who used to be a warrior. You're warned.

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Lilly scrawls with a bright pink sharpie...

Under Logan Echolls snores and has a one-track mind, a little seconded.

Oh, and the big, white ball? Property of yours truly. Hands off.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto, possibly possessed by Jake Gavin, added:

My doofy vampire. MINE!

To that last one.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye spends some time reading the messages, and with her ever-present Sharpie, writes "RORY LOVES BRIDGEY" in large letters.

And maybe she doodles a stick figure girl with a coffee cup in hand kissing a boy with gloves on.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

When she came back in, Rory rolled her eyes.

She didn't cross out what had been written (though she was pretty sure who had put it) and instead, below it, wrote:

JAYE TYLER LOVES ARCHIE KENNEDY AND HIS FLOWING LOCKS OF GOLD.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Unable to believe she's doing this, Sam pulled out a sharpie and added in precise block printing:

Jack O'Neill is usually worth the trouble.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

In a surprisingly pretty script in black ink Pippi adds.

"Raw egg is good for the hair, that's what I've always heard."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Or you can invest in Estee Lauder. Whatever works.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Johnina WHO IS TOTALLY NOT JOHN sneaks in and scribbles something really quick.

Most girls are right scary once a month!

Parker is the reincarnation of my scary eighth grade biology teacher and Grace Slick.

Rory eats bugs.

Callisto likes to get naked. And wrestle.

And he she flees.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory re-entered, and sighed.

She crossed out "Rory eats bugs."

She added:

And sometimes the boys like to go in drag.

[swerval_zero]

Zero comes up after Rory, and crosses out the bit about Parker before adding under Rory's addition:

And I think a large percentage of them are gay. Possibly hence the crossdressing.

[chasingangela]

Angela reads the sign and laughs. In her slanted cursive, she alters Most girls are right scary once a month! so it reads

Most girls are right scary once a month! always. Do you have a problem with this?

She hesitates before adding anything to the bottom of the sign. Finally, she writes:

The tampon machine in the humanities wing has been broken since September. Don't waste your money.

And, in slightly stronger writing:

Martin Blank is taken, but it's okay to flirt with him -- he gets all cute and flustered. Make a serious play for him and I'll sic Parker on you. - Angela

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker reads the last one, grins, and adds:

GRRRRRRR!

[swerval_zero]

The second floor women's bathroom occasionally has tentacles. At least, it did when the squid was on campus. And we never did find out who locked Janet in there, so, watch out for that.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Sharon considers a moment, then scrawls, Tall, athletic men are in sadly short supply.

Don't piss off Cally, she might shoot you.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige adds beneath the part about atheletic men;

and the Southern one's mine

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

And if you can't tell John Crichton and Cam Mitchell apart? Don't worry about it, Cam is very, very taken as well. I don't need weapons to do you damage either. --Vala

[http://users.livejournal.com/susan_death_/]

Susan comes in, blinks at the scrawls all over the wall, and grins. She pulls out a pen and scribbles

The best person to ask for fashion advice is the seven-foot-tall skeleton. Also, he's a great dancer. Really.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory strode in, this time with a purpose (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/365384.html?thread=15180872#t15180872).

In bold, uncharacteristic block lettering, she wrote:

LEE ADAMA WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam saw this, blinked, and wondered if this was something they already knew.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe saw the sign and wrote in large black letters:

1. Belthazor is so very taken. His girlfriend is the dangerous and jealous type. She also has weapons.

2. Lindsey? He is also taken. His girlfriend blows things up.

3. James Ford? He is also taken. His girlfriend may make you disappear.

If 1, 2, or 3 get hit on? The three girlfriends will close ranks and cause hell to be paid. (this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they're sisters.)

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe snickered as she read the list and grabbed a pen.

Jake Gavin and Alex Krycek are both taken, by each other. But they do like girls. Trust me.

[sooo_cute]

When Quinn walks in, she makes sure to get it allllllllllll written down. You know. Just in case.

[blueskin-mystiq.livejournal.com]

Anonymous block writing:

Most of the men are taken. Most of the women are insane and armed. We get it.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

More anonymous block printing in a very sloppy hand:

Shep is Lana's
Solo is free but likes boys better
Sawyer can't take a snowball in the face and Maia can.