Second Floor Common Room - evening

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory lounged on a couch in the common room, watching The Sampsons and giggling intermittently.

Vladdie, on the other hand, was busy nosing a ball back and forth across the floor, concentrating diligently.

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[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"ACK!" Cordy yells. "WHAT DID YOU DO?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"ACK! LOUDER!" She flailed more. "WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO EACH OTHER? DIRTY WRONG BAD AGH!"

She pressed another button on the scarily complicated remote and turned everything greenish before changing the channel to a documentary on lions.

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"What the hell was that?" Cordy asked the room, but was glaring at Xander in particular.

[fh_jackass]

Logan tilted his head at the screen when he saw what the lions were doing. "You prefer lions, do you Rory?" he grinned.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye's not going to look at the wax lion the same for a while, oh no.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory frowned, and looked back at the screen. "They're just playing."

[fh_jackass]

"Well," Logan said. "They're definitely having fun."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"They're not playing, Rory," Cordy said, tilting her head to the side.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"They so are. Look how they're - OH MY GOD."

Rory threw the remote. "FIX IT, FIX IT, FIX IT AGGHHHHH!"

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander tilted his head the other way. "Well, they could be playing," he said in a comforting tone. "If the game starts with the words 'hide the' and ends with some sort of processed meat product."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory whimpered and buried her face in a pillow.

[soldtoarmenians]

"I..." Xander blinked. "Quality edu-tainment?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I don't understand. I just saw lots of naked," Rory said, eyes wide.

[soldtoarmenians]

"That wasn't educational?" Xander's eyes might in all honestly actually have been a bit wide too.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I don't get it," Rory said. "I saw naked and there were sounds and I don't understand what happened."

[soldtoarmenians]

The TV helpfully returned to the previous channel. With the naked. And the sounds. So she could get a better look.

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"What the hell?" Cordy asked, and looked around for the remote.

[fates_jaye]

"BOYS," demands Jaye.

[fh_jackass]

Logan lifted his hands in defense. "I didn't do it."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"But there should be boys kissing, at least!" Cordy proclaimed.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye nods emphatically. "Several, if possible."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"WHAT THE HELL?" Rory shrieked. "Who's DOING that? Does someone have a universal remote? And HOLY CRAP WHAT IS HE DOING TO HER? AND WHY IS SHE - THERE ARE THREE OF THEM?"

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"Indeed there are," Cordy said, squinting her eyes at the TV.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Oh, like what Alex - "

The rest of Rory's sentence was drowned in a horrified shriek as her brain's mental images caught up with her words.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye's jaw, meet Mr. Floor.