Fourth Floor sometime in the afternoon

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter had found two nametags and pens stuck under his door. He didn't question who gave it to him, he merely saw it as a gift from god. He tossed one of the nametags onto Ranma's dresser and he began to write on his own...

Three minutes later Peter was out and about in the hallways. His nametag clearly said:
Hello I'm Peter Griffin
Show me your boobies!

He wandered the halls, looking for new people to meet. Peter loved meeting new people.

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[sensethevisions]

"I don't think it's a good idea for you to call me Pretty Lady," Phoebe explained.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Oh! I get it now. Just got a little...yeah." he says. "I will not call you pretty anymore."

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe might have growled at that. "You're missing the point. My name is Phoebe. Calling me pretty lady may get you into trouble. Your name tag may get you into a lot of trouble."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

The point suddenly dawned on Peter. "Ohhhhh. I get it now!" he says "You're a lesbian aren't you?"

[sensethevisions]

"My boyfriend who is very large and growly might take issue with you saying that." Hey, there were times it was nice to be able to use your boyfriend as a threat.


((I love you and Phoebe would like to smack Peter. Can she?))

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Boyfriend? Is she that butch?" asked Peter. The boy was so stupid sometimes.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe's right hand moved of its own accord and hit his face with a *smack*.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Ow!" yelled Peter, his hand moving to his cheek. "My beautiful face!"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia snickered slightly, even as she put a hand on Phoebe's arm. "Detention is bad, Phoebe,"

[sensethevisions]

The haze of anger lifted enough for Phoebe to realize what Nadia was saying.

"Better my hand than what Cole might have done to him... or Walter for that matter."

[nadiathesaint]

"Walter wouldn't hit him. He'd let me hit him. With the mallet. And then laugh." Nadia smiled. "But you're right. Peter, just a quick suggestion: take off the name tag."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Oh." he said, looking down at the ground. "All right. If you think so."

[nadiathesaint]

Ooo, and now Nadia felt like crap. "At least the part about the boobies. So you don't get smacked again."

[sensethevisions]

"Next time it might be someone who doesn't care if they get detention..." Like Aeryn or Callisto. "Or you might get tasered."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Tasered?" he says "Now thats one thing I've never had happen to me. You guys are right. I should think up a new way to see boobies."

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe doesn't consider sending him in Veronica's direction to learn that lesson. Not at all.

"I'd wait on trying to see anything for a bit, Peter," she suggested. "The girls here like a more respectful appraoch."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Respect, got it. Just think Aretha Franklin, Peter. Become Aretha." he says, squeezing his eyes shut. "I can do this."