Fourth Floor sometime in the afternoon

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter had found two nametags and pens stuck under his door. He didn't question who gave it to him, he merely saw it as a gift from god. He tossed one of the nametags onto Ranma's dresser and he began to write on his own...

Three minutes later Peter was out and about in the hallways. His nametag clearly said:
Hello I'm Peter Griffin
Show me your boobies!

He wandered the halls, looking for new people to meet. Peter loved meeting new people.

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[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

[[Because tormenting her is fun]]

Gwynn was wandering the halls perhaps looking for the musician she had met and came face to face with Peter.

"Hello, Peter, I'm Gwynn." She read the rest of his tag and then gave him a curious look. "Show you my what?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Boobies. Breasts. Ta-tas. Your lovely lady lumps." said Peter proudly. "Strictly optional of course. But I would appreciate it."

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

The more he spoke the more Gwynn's shock grew. She was pretty sure that part of meeting new people did not include a demand for the women to take of their shirts.

She just stared at him for a long moment, wondering if she would get into trouble for slapping him.

"This is a joke, yes?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Why would it be a joke?" asked Peter, who was genuinely confused. This always worked in pornos.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Draco ran into Peter in the halls while he was on his way back to his room from the roof. He read the nametag and laughed. "I suppose that's not directed towards me?" he asks.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"No! I don't swing that way! Not that you aren't attractive." said Peter. He put his hand on his hips and leaned towards Draco. "You don't...uh, happen to know anybody who would show me their boobies would ya?"

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Draco grinned. "I might know one girl...but she likes to play hard to get." he says "But she really does like big fat guys who treat women like they are objects."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Wow, that's me all over!" said Peter, excited "What's its name?"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige wandered in cos well she's bored, she saw the new guy and noticed the nametag, she read it three times ust to make sure she wasn't going insane.

"Interesting approach there Peter," she said, "although I'm not sure how successful it's gonaa be."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Aw, why not?" whined Peter sadly "I'm cute and cuddly. Like a big teddy bear. I even eat honey. Women can't resist me!"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige blinked a couple of times at his reasoning, "I um...I can honestly say I've never had any desire to flash at a teddy bear, cos that's all kindsa weird, but I can't deny you look cuddly, I'm Paige by the way," she said offering her hand.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter shook her hand. "I'm Peter...which you already know. Apparently my nickname is 'Fat Peter', just so you don't get confused with the other two." he said "So you really don't think the nametag is gonna work?"

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler's nametag read RUPERT. Just because.

"So has that worked yet?" he asked Peter.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Not yet Rupert, not yet." said Peter "But I'm hopeful. There's got to be one woman out there who will show me their boobies. This is a school! It should be like those Girls With Low Self Esteem videos!"

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler grinned and cuffed the fat man on the arm. "Good luck with that," he said. "And if they try to beat you up, that's the price you'll pay, right?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Hey, them beating me up is second base in my book." says Peter, who was used to being hit by women. "Best way to cop a feel."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia had found a name tag under her door as well. She'd written "Talia" on it on a whim and stuck it on her right pant leg, just above the knee. Now she was wandering about looking for new people to traumatize warn meet and chat with.

She spotted Peter and started backpedaling quickly.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Hey Nadia!" yelled Peter cheerfully. "I knew we'd run into each other again!"

[nadiathesaint]

"Hi . . . Peter." Nadia plastered a strained smile across her face. "It's a small school, I guess it was bound to happen." She read his name tag and sighed. "What is it with boys and breasts?"

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter ran into Lando Peter Griffin in the hall.

"Afternoon," he said, bowing.

Then he noticed the name tag.

"That's a joke, right?" he asked coldly?

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter bowed back, thoroughly amused by doing it.

"Well so far everybody is treating it like a joke." he says sadly. "And I got smacked in the face."

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

As not happy as he was, Peter had to crack a smile at the bow.

"I'm surprised that's all you've gotten. I'm more surprised you've not been chopped up into some sort of mince and fed to the fishes. You ought to take it off before one of the girls does more than smack you." Or I'm forced to do it for them he finished the sentence in his thoughts.

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Even a shower couldn't wake Sakurazaki up very much; it wasn't like she wouldn't be able to see Peter as she walked down the hall, but she still ran right into his thick, plushie self. Staggering back slightly, hand on her head, she wondered what in the word a stack of bean bags were doing in the middle of the hall. Another Chez Blair scheme?

And then she realized in horror that it was a person. "Gomen nasai!" she blurted with a slight bow, flustered the point of not speaking English.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Ahhhh!" yelled Peter. He was yelling more at the freaky language than at being run into. "Don't hurt me! I'm sorry about the nametag!"

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

His shout startles her; her tiny body jumps. She's not sure how to respond, her confusion doubling over her reaction. "What...what nametag?"