Fourth Floor sometime in the afternoon

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter had found two nametags and pens stuck under his door. He didn't question who gave it to him, he merely saw it as a gift from god. He tossed one of the nametags onto Ranma's dresser and he began to write on his own...

Three minutes later Peter was out and about in the hallways. His nametag clearly said:
Hello I'm Peter Griffin
Show me your boobies!

He wandered the halls, looking for new people to meet. Peter loved meeting new people.

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[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter ran into Lando Peter Griffin in the hall.

"Afternoon," he said, bowing.

Then he noticed the name tag.

"That's a joke, right?" he asked coldly?

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter bowed back, thoroughly amused by doing it.

"Well so far everybody is treating it like a joke." he says sadly. "And I got smacked in the face."

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

As not happy as he was, Peter had to crack a smile at the bow.

"I'm surprised that's all you've gotten. I'm more surprised you've not been chopped up into some sort of mince and fed to the fishes. You ought to take it off before one of the girls does more than smack you." Or I'm forced to do it for them he finished the sentence in his thoughts.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter shuffled his feet. "You really think so? I don't know." he said "It seems to be getting a lot of attention."

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"Are you working off of theory that any type of attention from ladies is good? Because I don't think they'll see it that way."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Well, there goes my theory." said Peter "I used to be so good at this women thing. I guess the girls are different in Rhode Island."

The girls weren't really different in Rhode Island. He just got lucky because some women mistook his pig-headedness for innocence.

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"Maybe you're right about that. Every girl I've met here so far has been very different - all in a good way. And not a few of them could crush me if they wished. Why don't you cross out the bottom half of your badge and just impress the girl with your innate charm and personality. You don't want to be a strike or two down before you open your mouth." Oh look, Peter had a sharpie to offer.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Thanks Peter." he says, putting a line through the nametag. "I am quite the charmer. Though it would help if I had an accent, like you. Ladies love the accents."

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"The accent only goes so far though. I think you'll be able to more than make up for it." Peter said with a grin. "Just remember most of them could kill you and don't piss them off. Girls seem to like guys who give them respect."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Right. Girls can kill me." he said, taking notes in his head. "Yeah Phoebe and Nadia also mentioned that respect thing. I gotta try it out."

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"I would take their advice. And if you ever need reminding that girls can kill you, I'm your man. We Peters have to watch out for one another." Peter bowed again and began to continue down the hallway, rather happy that he hadn't had to start a fight on his third day here.