Seahorse Living Room, Wednesday Evening

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Dean plopped down on the couch and fiddled with the camera he'd signed out of photography class. Give him something with buttons and levers and switches to play with and Dean was generally a contented guy.



[ooc: totally open for interaction, just getting my feet wet again]

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[likethegun]

"Lying to a teacher didn't occur to me," Sam explained. "Just because she's a prostitute, that doesn't change the fact that she's in charge of the class. Plus? I don't know if I can lie about this. Someone with her...experiences should be able to see right through me."

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"She's a hooker, not a mindreader," Dean pointed out. "And I have no idea where you got this crazy idea that you shouldn't lie to the people in charge. Usually those are the people who you have to lie to the most."

[likethegun]

"Most of the time? Yeah, I agree with you. But teachers are different. Unlike most people in charge, they're not out to get us and screw us over, and so they deserve at least some respect."

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"I respect them," Dean protested. "But what does that have to do with lying?"

[likethegun]

"Respect usually includes not lying to someone," Sam replied.

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"It all depends on the lie," Dean argued.

[likethegun]

"True. In this case, lying might be the only thing that saves me from being more uncomfortable and embarrassed than I can possibly handle." Sam sighed. "So, you've got a point."

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Dean smirked. "'Course I do."

[likethegun]

Sam snickered. "Well, enjoy this moment, because you won't have many more times to enjoy being right about something with me if I don't survive this class," he said, grumbling.

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"Relax. It's a sex ed class, not a rampaging demon looking for a virgin sacrifice," Dean told him.

[likethegun]

"You know, I think I'd almost prefer a virgin-sacrificing demon at this point. That kind of attack probably wouldn't take place in front of a group full of people that includes my roommate."

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"Yeah, speaking of Dawn... you might want to pretend you don't recognise her in that class." He smiled fondly. "She's going incognito."

[likethegun]

"That sounds good," Sam said earnestly. "We have a whole little plan worked out where we're going to sit as far away from each other as possible, and try not to look at each other. Her going incognito will help."

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Dean nodded. "Although... the first class last session, the Crazy Hooker partnered people off..."

[likethegun]

"She did?" Sam asked, sounding nervous before he tried to look stronger. "Well, there have to be other people in the class besides just the two of us, so odds are, we'll get partnered up with someone else."

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"Yeah," Dean agreed reassuringly. "Odds are. It was just playing with balloons and whipped cream anyway. Nothing too embarrassing."

[likethegun]

"That...doesn't sound so bad, I guess." Not that he sounded any less worried.

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"'Course the whipped cream was in the balloon and you had to get a condom on it without err... creaming yourself or your partner..." Dean grinned. "It was a great way to get to know D'anna better."

[likethegun]

Sam covered his face with his hands, mumbling some choice phrases under his breath. "I don't want to get to know anyone better!"

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"No? Not even Buffy?"

[likethegun]

"I'm quite happy with how well I know Buffy right now, actually. And she's not in my class, so that's beside the point."

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"Is this about your drag queen fan club?" Dean asked abruptly.

[likethegun]

"I don't have a drag queen fan club," Sam replied, scowling.

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"Well whatever you're calling the seranading 'sisters' then."

[likethegun]

"A trio of insane guys who are bent on annoying me and definitely don't harbor any kind of crushes?" Sam replied. "That's how I've been thinking of them."