Third Floor Common Room, Tuesday morning

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Walter was cooking breakfast and making a list. So far he had a remarkable array of eggs cooked in different styles, a loaf's worth of toast, far too many sausages, and a few boxes of cereal sitting out next to a gallon of milk.

You'd think he was cooking for more than himself. While he worked, a small black puppy scampered at his feet apparently trying to stab a paper ball with a pencil held in his teeth.

The list was for Mary Poppins, who had somehow thought that he'd volunteered as her Teacher's Assistant.

Walter Dornez - Hellpuppy
Rory Gilmore - Vampire puppy
Nadia Santos - Blue cat that disobeys the laws of physics
Alphonse Elric - Kitten (just a plain, normal, cute kitten... who knew?)
Veruca Cally - Lemming
Pip Bernadette - Psychotic cat
Ranma - Puppy
Alanna - Talking, intelligent, snarky cat
Pippi Longstocking - Spider Squirrel monkey
Pippi Longstocking - Horse
Blair Sandburg - Two goldfish
Angela Chase - Cat
River Tam - Berthold??
Belthazor and Phoebe Halliwell - Two cats
Samuel Anders - Goldfish
Bridge Carson - Robot dog

He knew there had to be more than that. He'd keep working on it.

[ooc: Help Walter with his list? Help me with the list. The food's for anyone.]

Comments

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

"Smoke signals? Where do you come from that you use something like that?"

[forgottenpants]

"I'm from 1894, the western frontier. You got somethin' against that?"

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

"No, no, not at all," Alphonse said quickly. "No one I know ever mentioned having to use smoke signals though. They never stroke me as very helpful."

[forgottenpants]

"It's all in how you wave your blanket."

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

"I've never had to do it, so I can't say I know how it works right. But you won't have to use them here."