Fourth Floor Common Room - Saturday Evening

[likethegun]

Sam had spent the better part of his day dealing with a post-Seahorse party headache, and vowing to never eat another gummi bear again. Now that he was feeling better, he'd ventured out of his room and gone upstairs to relax on the fourth floor. Flipping through the TV channels had gotten him two Bitterwoman reruns, some cartoons, a news show, and what looked like some sort of movie about pirates, which he quickly decided to leave on.

A few minutes later, when the female pirates started taking each others clothes off, Sam figured out that it wasn't just a pirate movie - it was pirate porn, and he allowed himself to be intrigued for a few moments before realizing that the common room was probably not the best place to watch this sort of thing.

Sam hit the remote to change the channel, and frowned when nothing happened. Smacking the remote against the table a few times and trying again didn't work either, so he got up, went over to the television, and hit the buttons on the front to change the channel. Still nothing. Getting more frantic, Sam reached around to the back of the television and pulled the power cord from the outlet. And yet, the pirate porn remained, and Sam found himself wondering if fleeing would be a viable option.

[*blames this entirely on the FH SPN fans, and Eric Kripke, for giving us Sam canon that consists of "He's afraid of porn."* Ahem. Open to all! The pirate porn is...eclectic, so feel free to have your character come in while a different kind of pair is going at it. All I ask is that if you're somehow capable of fixing the television, please don't. *g*]

Comments

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Actually," Seely said. "Apart from the lack of nuns, the production values are much higher than most films like this. Dialogue sucks, but who's watching for that?"

[likethegun]

Sam gave Seely a curious glance. "Has anyone ever told you that it's entirely possible you know too much about porn films?"

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely shrugged. "No."

[likethegun]

"Well, then let me be the first." Sam frowned and turned back to the television, tilting his head a little. He had to admit that Seely had been right - that was a good bit.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Now that's what I'm talking about," Seely said, grinning. "I wonder how feasible it is to get girls to do that outside of the movies though."

[likethegun]

"I don't think most girls would agree to that without a lot of alcohol in them," Sam replied.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"And it wouldn't be as much fun if they were that drunk," Seely pouted.

[likethegun]

"And it's wrong to take advantage of girls when they're drunk," Sam added.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Well, of course that goes without saying," Seely said.

[likethegun]

"There might be some girls who like that sort of thing though. After seeing what some of the girls here are like, I wouldn't give up hope."

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Think if we find some girls who like doing that they'll let us watch?"

[likethegun]

"I think Dawn would kill me if I even contemplated that idea."

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"You never know, she might want to watch too."