Fourth Floor Common Room - Saturday Evening

[likethegun]

Sam had spent the better part of his day dealing with a post-Seahorse party headache, and vowing to never eat another gummi bear again. Now that he was feeling better, he'd ventured out of his room and gone upstairs to relax on the fourth floor. Flipping through the TV channels had gotten him two Bitterwoman reruns, some cartoons, a news show, and what looked like some sort of movie about pirates, which he quickly decided to leave on.

A few minutes later, when the female pirates started taking each others clothes off, Sam figured out that it wasn't just a pirate movie - it was pirate porn, and he allowed himself to be intrigued for a few moments before realizing that the common room was probably not the best place to watch this sort of thing.

Sam hit the remote to change the channel, and frowned when nothing happened. Smacking the remote against the table a few times and trying again didn't work either, so he got up, went over to the television, and hit the buttons on the front to change the channel. Still nothing. Getting more frantic, Sam reached around to the back of the television and pulled the power cord from the outlet. And yet, the pirate porn remained, and Sam found himself wondering if fleeing would be a viable option.

[*blames this entirely on the FH SPN fans, and Eric Kripke, for giving us Sam canon that consists of "He's afraid of porn."* Ahem. Open to all! The pirate porn is...eclectic, so feel free to have your character come in while a different kind of pair is going at it. All I ask is that if you're somehow capable of fixing the television, please don't. *g*]

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Pirate porn isn't really Sammy's style," Dean reassured her.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"How do you know that?" Dawn asked, trying not to come up with even more vivid images.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Because Sammy's really kinda lousy at being secretive?"

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn was staring. "So...you've caught him before?" She would not ask what Sam's style was, she would not ask what Sam's style was, she would not ask what Sam's style was..."What's his style, then?" Damn it.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Ah..." Dean cast around for what he should answer. "Well, he's not really into costumes for one thing."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Okay..." Dawn wondered if it was too late to take notes. "And?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I... really don't know if this is a conversation we should be having," Dean said, glancing in Sammy's direction.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Why not? He's the one watching porn in front of half the school." Okay, so maybe she was a tiny bit miffed.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Not by choice," Dean defended. "Just becuase he's too clueless to know to leave the room when he couldn't turn it off."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn facepalmed. "That's why he's still in here?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Apparently. The big idiot," Dean said fondly.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"He's really a big, flaily dork," Dawn grinned, "and did you know he tried to cover my eyes and not let me see? Um, hello, took a sex class from an ex-hooker here."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Who hasn't?" Dean said with a grin. He shook his head as he cast another affectionate look Sammy's way. "He's got some ideas about girls that are not entirely in touch with reality. Thinks girls don't have the same kind of dirty thoughts us guys do."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn snorted. "Wow. Um, wow. The wrongness...it burns."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean shrugged. "Not like we had any female role models growing up."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Not like you would have thought about your mom that way, anyway," Dawn said. "But he needs to learn about girls in case you get a sister. Eventually she's going to want to date."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"That's a long way off," Dean said. "You'll have plenty of time to school him in the way of girls before then. Though I can tell you now if we do end up with a sister, any potential boyfriend is going to be checked out thoroughly to make sure he's good enoough."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Why does that not surprise me," Dawn asked, smirking.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Hey, I feel the same way about Sammy," Dean pointed out.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Does this mean you're going to date your sister's boyfriends first, too?" Dawn teased. "Because that would be a very dedicated screening process."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Nah. You were a special case," Dean said, giving her a friendly leer.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn winked back. "Not complaining here. Just appreciating the extra mile you'd go to as a big brother to make sure your sibling didn't get someone who was going to mess with him. In a bad way."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Feel free to mess with Sammy in a good way all you want though."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn's eyes widened again as she caught a glimpse of the television. "I got a lot of ideas tonight, but they'll have to wait."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, you'll have to move slow enough that you don't short circuit something in Sammy's brain," Dean teased.