Fourth Floor Common Room - Saturday Evening

[likethegun]

Sam had spent the better part of his day dealing with a post-Seahorse party headache, and vowing to never eat another gummi bear again. Now that he was feeling better, he'd ventured out of his room and gone upstairs to relax on the fourth floor. Flipping through the TV channels had gotten him two Bitterwoman reruns, some cartoons, a news show, and what looked like some sort of movie about pirates, which he quickly decided to leave on.

A few minutes later, when the female pirates started taking each others clothes off, Sam figured out that it wasn't just a pirate movie - it was pirate porn, and he allowed himself to be intrigued for a few moments before realizing that the common room was probably not the best place to watch this sort of thing.

Sam hit the remote to change the channel, and frowned when nothing happened. Smacking the remote against the table a few times and trying again didn't work either, so he got up, went over to the television, and hit the buttons on the front to change the channel. Still nothing. Getting more frantic, Sam reached around to the back of the television and pulled the power cord from the outlet. And yet, the pirate porn remained, and Sam found himself wondering if fleeing would be a viable option.

[*blames this entirely on the FH SPN fans, and Eric Kripke, for giving us Sam canon that consists of "He's afraid of porn."* Ahem. Open to all! The pirate porn is...eclectic, so feel free to have your character come in while a different kind of pair is going at it. All I ask is that if you're somehow capable of fixing the television, please don't. *g*]

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[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly started giggling again. "The whole thing is so funny."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"He's such a dork," Dawn sighed fondly at him. "But he's mine, and that's good."

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly grinned, happy for Dawn and Sam.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"And you?" Dawn asked, because clearly she hadn't butted into enough people's relationships this evening.

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"Ray sleep a lot," Molly said vaguely.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn frowned. "Just sleep?"

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly nodded. "I ask him what he's been up to, he says he was sleeping. I tell him I miss seeing him, he says, 'sorry, I was sleeping'." She shrugged. "I'm going to start sneaking into his room so that I can nap with him. At least that way I'll get to spend time with him."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"That sounds like a good plan," Dawn said, a little concerned. "Do you think he needs to go to the clinic?"

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly shrugged. "He's not narcoleptic or anything. And, hey, I love to sleep a lot too. I just... I don't know." She shook her head. "It isn't something I want to really talk about in the common room. Can we hang out sometime this week maybe? I think I need help figuring out boys."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Of course," Dawn said, now very worried. "I don't know how much help I'll be, though. You see what I'm doing tonight. Watching my boyfriend not watch porn."

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly snickered again.

"I'm probably just worrying too much," she said, grinning. "I'll borrow a Cosmo from Buffy and we'll look at that and talk about our boyfriends."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I'll bring the nail polish," Dawn added, pretty sure she knew how this worked.

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"I'll make sure I have chocolate."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Come find me when you have time," Dawn told her seriously.