Fourth Floor Common Room - Saturday Evening

[likethegun]

Sam had spent the better part of his day dealing with a post-Seahorse party headache, and vowing to never eat another gummi bear again. Now that he was feeling better, he'd ventured out of his room and gone upstairs to relax on the fourth floor. Flipping through the TV channels had gotten him two Bitterwoman reruns, some cartoons, a news show, and what looked like some sort of movie about pirates, which he quickly decided to leave on.

A few minutes later, when the female pirates started taking each others clothes off, Sam figured out that it wasn't just a pirate movie - it was pirate porn, and he allowed himself to be intrigued for a few moments before realizing that the common room was probably not the best place to watch this sort of thing.

Sam hit the remote to change the channel, and frowned when nothing happened. Smacking the remote against the table a few times and trying again didn't work either, so he got up, went over to the television, and hit the buttons on the front to change the channel. Still nothing. Getting more frantic, Sam reached around to the back of the television and pulled the power cord from the outlet. And yet, the pirate porn remained, and Sam found himself wondering if fleeing would be a viable option.

[*blames this entirely on the FH SPN fans, and Eric Kripke, for giving us Sam canon that consists of "He's afraid of porn."* Ahem. Open to all! The pirate porn is...eclectic, so feel free to have your character come in while a different kind of pair is going at it. All I ask is that if you're somehow capable of fixing the television, please don't. *g*]

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I didn't know you stuttered," Dean teased.

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"YOU AND ALEC ARE HAVING SEX?!" she shouted with a final flail. Luckily everyone was too busy staring at the action on the screen to stare at her, but she flushed anyway. "Um."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean winced a little at her volume. "You might want to say it a little louder. I don't think they heard you down in town."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"But how?" And then her eyes glazed over as she got some pirate porn induced mental images of how Dean and Alec might do that.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"What, you want me to give you a play by play?" Dean asked.

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"...Yes." She shook her head. "No! I mean, no! That would be weird." She shook her head a couple of times to convince herself. Don't ask if you can watch, don't ask if you can't watch, don't ask...

"So, um, just the two of you, huh?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. Though we're... ah... open minded," Dean said.

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Really?" Buffy blinked and blushed. "So, uh, you don't mind Alec's christmas present?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"What present?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"The gift certificate to the Sin? Um. Didn't he tell you?" Buffy worried her lip. "I'm sure he meant to!"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Nah, but it's not big deal. Alec went to the Sin when I was in Nashville on a hunt with the last gift certificate he had."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy gave him a confused look. "But aren't you two..?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," Dean smirked at her. "But like I said, we're open minded." He wasn't going to go into all the reasons for their arrangement; those were no one's business but him and Alec's.

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy rubbed her nose. "Boys are so strange," she decided finally, and decided to interrogate Alec about this later. How could he not have told her? That was so not being friends.

She pouted a little.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Y'know, that's what I've been saying about girls for years," Dean teased.

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"We're not that strange," Buffy insisted. "In fact, I'd say we make perfect sense!"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Only if you're a girl."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy grinned. "Most people in the world are girls, you know."