1st Floor Lobby - Thursday After Classes

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Ladies! Donate your clothes to the man-girls! We'd do the same for you!

Dick (in a school girl's uniform) was sitting in a chair by a cardboard box, looking at herself in a hand-held mirror. Blair was sitting next to her, looking bouncy as usual. Only with more bounce because of the new female assets.


((What it says. Don't you want your boys to look their best? Blair modded with permission))

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[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"You'd be donating to us!" said Dick, gesturing to Blair and himself. "The guys who went to sleep as dudes last night and woke up with breasts. Fantastic breasts, but breasts nonetheless."

"This better be temporary because I got through enough being named Dick as a guy. I don't know what a chick named Dick would go through."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker started snickering madly. "Okay. As long as I get them back-- what the hell. I donated to Marty last year, when he woke up as a girl." She shook her head at Dick. "You're very cute, but I don't think we want to nickname you after female body parts just to keep the trend going, either. Ricky, maybe?"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"If this turning into a girl thing is a regular happening on the island I might have to invest in spare girl clothes." she said, pulling up a knee sock. "The schoolgirl thing is uncomfortable after a few hours."

"Aw, you think I'm cute? I'm flattered." said Dick, grinning. "Blair and I tried to think of something to go along with the whole anatomy theme but girls names aren't as dirty as the guy ones. So we settled on Daphne."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"The last time it happened, Walter and Nadia got some weird sleeping pills. And it was just them, not anyone-- okay, I'm wrong, Marty and Angela had the same thing happen to them." Parker grinned. "And yes, it is. I was ever-so-glad to leave those behind at the school in Rome two years ago."

She grinned. "Daphne. And yes, you are. Totally unrecognizable as 'Dick', but still, a level of cute has been maintained. It might be all the shiny teeth."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"I always have a high level of cute. It's in the Casablancas genes." says Dick, twirling a piece of her hair. "I maintain that's why I haven't gotten my ass kicked as much as it should."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker smirked. "You managed to skate out of needing your ass kicked the first couple times we met, but that was more on attitude than cute. Although I'm glad yours hasn't suffered. Do you need anything else?" She cocked her head, and grinned. "Aside from a second mirror to admire yourself with."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"I need to go back to being a dude. And someone to invent a more comfortable means of support than a bra." she said, adjusting herself in an ungirly way. Her head perked up as she remembered what Blair had told her earlier. "Hey, why didn't you tell me Angel was a dude? Here I've been going on thinking Logan's been working for a hot chick!"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Good look on that. Although if you get one that fits right, it can make a huge difference." She grinned, mildly weirded out to be discussing this with Dick, of all people, then shrugged. "Sorry for that? Angel's a dude. Tall, glowery, blood-sucking, broody and technology-deprived. Logan does all the computer work there, because Angel's hopeless."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Well obviously he's hopeless if his parents bestowed the name Angel on him." said Dick, who really had no right to make fun of anybody's name. "Dammit, the fake Angel I had in my head was so hot. Now I keep seeing some broody, pale dude."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"That's about right. And it's better than Angelus, which was his name before he changed it," Parker said, leaving out the 'Liam' that Angel was born with. "Cheer up. I'm sure Logan's meeting more than enough attractive women in L.A. to make up for not working for one."

Because hey, she was not going to be the one to break the news that Logan wouldn't are anyway.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"You do make a good point." she says, nodding. "Sucks Logan's not here now because I'd so totally be a hotter girl than he would be."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"It does indeed." Because Parker would *kill* to see Logan dealing with being a girl. "I'll just go and grab a few things-- and remember, I want them back!" Her eyes narrowed. "I can kick your ass when you're a guy, you can guess the damage I can do to you while you're female and not used to it."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Duly noted." said Dick, putting her hands up.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker grinned. "Be right back."

About ten minutes later, she came back with about half-a-dozen dresses over one arm; not her usual suits, but a few more casual things. "Here. This one ought to fit. And look better than the Catholic schoolgirl uniform."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Ooh! You've got good taste." she said, looking it over. "That's the girl talking. I can't usually distinguish gray and charcoal."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Thanks. It's a hobby." A really expensive one, but what the hell. She grinned and said, "So, you're not at all metrosexual. Enjoy the color sense while you have it, I guess."