Second floor common room, all Friday afternoon

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The kitchenette counters in the common room were covered in all sorts of unusual things this afternoon: bowls, spoons, cheese graters, half a lobster, bits of lego. A cheery tuneless song with lyrics written entirely in gibberish came from behind the counter as someone rummaged through the fridge. Finally, the door shut, and a slightly deranged looking Hamlet stood up, wearing a quickly assembled version of the Swedish Chef's outfit.

As he continued singing and rummaging through the cupboards for things, he stood up a large sign against the counter:




Brunch cooked while you wait!
The chef will try his best to cook whatever you want!
Børk! Børk! Børk!


Moral of the day: don't eat strange cupcakes that are lying out in the open. They do weird things to your head.


[OOC: So very open.]

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[the_merriest]

Rikku, for her part, had no idea why her big brother was suddenly playing the Bork Bork guy, but hey! Maybe it was another movie! Or maybe it was just a good day to sing the song!

"Vingar for mmm bear skor, do, ba deska do, yay skare bore sphere dare bore herm BORK BORK BORK!" She bounced excitedly. "Hooray, apprenticing! How do I find a myoooose-a?"

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

The Danish Chef leaned in close, as if passing on a deep secret.

"Yuoo gu tu a beeg oopee erea, und yuoo yell HEEEEERE MOOSEY MOOSEY MOOSEY! Bork Bork Bork!"

[the_merriest]

"Ohhhh, a MOOOOSE!" She clapped her hands enthusiastically. "I'll go around downtown and see if I can find one! Maybe one of the stores has one, even!"

If she couldn't have a penguin, at least she'd get a moose.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

"Guud guud!" he said, giving Rikku a friendly pat on the back. "Ve'll meke-a luts ooff chuculete-a muuse-a leter! Bork Bork Bork!"

[the_merriest]

"Yay!" Rikku bounced out of the room, in hot pursuit of a myooose. She was still singing the Bork song. Loudly.