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Second floor common room, all Friday afternoon
The kitchenette counters in the common room were covered in all sorts of unusual things this afternoon: bowls, spoons, cheese graters, half a lobster, bits of lego. A cheery tuneless song with lyrics written entirely in gibberish came from behind the counter as someone rummaged through the fridge. Finally, the door shut, and a slightly deranged looking Hamlet stood up, wearing a quickly assembled version of the Swedish Chef's outfit.
As he continued singing and rummaging through the cupboards for things, he stood up a large sign against the counter:

Brunch cooked while you wait!
The chef will try his best to cook whatever you want!
Børk! Børk! Børk!
Moral of the day: don't eat strange cupcakes that are lying out in the open. They do weird things to your head.
[OOC: So very open.]
As he continued singing and rummaging through the cupboards for things, he stood up a large sign against the counter:

Brunch cooked while you wait!
The chef will try his best to cook whatever you want!
Børk! Børk! Børk!
Moral of the day: don't eat strange cupcakes that are lying out in the open. They do weird things to your head.
[OOC: So very open.]
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"Zeey seeed thet yI shuooldn't meke-a dunoots by shuuteeng zee meeddles oooot ooff ingleesh mooffffeens. Bork Bork Bork!"
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"Hoo ilse-a vuoold yuoo meke-a zeem?"
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What was there wasn't so much a cookbook as a bunch of sheets of looseleaf paper stapled together with the word "Receepes" and some various gibberish written in Muppet Swedish. It looked like there might have been Hamlet's school notes underneath.
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"Oh, nu, ooff cuoorse-a nut. Oozeer peuple-a hefe-a sooch seelly idees ebuoot hoo tu cuuk theengs. Bork Bork Bork!"