http://ihatedenmark.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ihatedenmark.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2007-03-23 12:29 pm

Second floor common room, all Friday afternoon

The kitchenette counters in the common room were covered in all sorts of unusual things this afternoon: bowls, spoons, cheese graters, half a lobster, bits of lego. A cheery tuneless song with lyrics written entirely in gibberish came from behind the counter as someone rummaged through the fridge. Finally, the door shut, and a slightly deranged looking Hamlet stood up, wearing a quickly assembled version of the Swedish Chef's outfit.

As he continued singing and rummaging through the cupboards for things, he stood up a large sign against the counter:




Brunch cooked while you wait!
The chef will try his best to cook whatever you want!
Børk! Børk! Børk!



Moral of the day: don't eat strange cupcakes that are lying out in the open. They do weird things to your head.


[OOC: So very open.]

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why would they tell you that?" she wondered, shifting from foot to foot.

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"...well, maybe you shouldn't," Pam agreed skeptically.

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Isn't there like, a doughnut recipe you should follow?" she asked.

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, no, like one from a cookbook."

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2007-03-23 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"...what a lovely publication," Pam said dryly. "Do you have any cookbooks other people have written?"