Second floor common room, all Friday afternoon

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

The kitchenette counters in the common room were covered in all sorts of unusual things this afternoon: bowls, spoons, cheese graters, half a lobster, bits of lego. A cheery tuneless song with lyrics written entirely in gibberish came from behind the counter as someone rummaged through the fridge. Finally, the door shut, and a slightly deranged looking Hamlet stood up, wearing a quickly assembled version of the Swedish Chef's outfit.

As he continued singing and rummaging through the cupboards for things, he stood up a large sign against the counter:




Brunch cooked while you wait!
The chef will try his best to cook whatever you want!
Børk! Børk! Børk!


Moral of the day: don't eat strange cupcakes that are lying out in the open. They do weird things to your head.


[OOC: So very open.]

Comments

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

"Why would they tell you that?" she wondered, shifting from foot to foot.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

He sighed.

"Zeey seeed thet yI shuooldn't meke-a dunoots by shuuteeng zee meeddles oooot ooff ingleesh mooffffeens. Bork Bork Bork!"

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

"...well, maybe you shouldn't," Pam agreed skeptically.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

The Danish Chef stopped mixing and started at Pam a moment.

"Hoo ilse-a vuoold yuoo meke-a zeem?"

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

"Isn't there like, a doughnut recipe you should follow?" she asked.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

"Yees!" he said, starting to mix the muffin batter again. "Furst yuoo teke-a zee ingleesh mooffffeen, zeen yuoo teke-a zee peestul..."

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

"No, no, like one from a cookbook."

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

He smiled and motioned to the table in the middle of the room. "Oh, frum my cuuk buuk!"

What was there wasn't so much a cookbook as a bunch of sheets of looseleaf paper stapled together with the word "Receepes" and some various gibberish written in Muppet Swedish. It looked like there might have been Hamlet's school notes underneath.

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

"...what a lovely publication," Pam said dryly. "Do you have any cookbooks other people have written?"

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

The Danish Chef snickered and flicked his wrist derisively, which sent bits of muffin mix flying.

"Oh, nu, ooff cuoorse-a nut. Oozeer peuple-a hefe-a sooch seelly idees ebuoot hoo tu cuuk theengs. Bork Bork Bork!"