Third Floor Common Room, Saturday Afternoon

[blessed_twice]

At some point, Wyatt grew bored with the blocks and orbed out of Chris's room into the common room. The TV had some cartoons on, but Wyatt changed the channel. Anyone observing might note he wasn't using the remote to do it.

He found a channel with a movie about dragons on it and clapped in delight. He liked dragons. He wanted a dragon. So he started to call it out of the TV.

But as luck would have it, he took a step backwards and stepped on the actual remote control, changing the channel to a popular children's show. And what he called out of the TV wasn't exactly a dragon.

It was a singing purple dinosaur. "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?"


[Open, of course. Based on canon, but Barney wasn't entirely my idea. *bats eyes innocently* ;) ]

Comments

[notajar]

Door is three and a half. She doesn't necessarily have the best memory for these things.

"I c'n get some liquor
Then I'll steal her knickers!"

At which point she breaks up into giggles.

[blessed_twice]

The dinosaur stared in horror. "That's not a good song for children," it scolded.

[notajar]

Door's lip wibbles. "I din' do it good?"

[blessed_twice]

"Little girls shouldn't sing about liquor, that's for grown ups," the dinosaur insisted.

[notajar]

"I singed it wif' Jo an' she's not a grownup!"

[blessed_twice]

"She shouldn't sing it either," the dinosaur said. "That's not a song for good little girls."

[notajar]

"Is!" Door insists.

[blessed_twice]

"Is not!"

[notajar]

Door frowns and stamps her foot. "Is is is!"

[blessed_twice]

"Is not!" the dinosaur flailed.

[notajar]

"I'M 'LERGIC TO YOU!" Door shouts, stomping once more and then running off towards Evie.