Third Floor Common Room, after workshops

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Wearing the thick sweater and tweed pants Umbridge spelled onto his body, Johnny was grumpy as he sat down to find some sports on TV. The sweater was itchy and the pants were just ew. Like something someone's grandpa would wear. What the hell?

He was really kind of pissed his acting didn't work any better than it did. He could have totally burned to death and she wouldn't have touched him. Not even a stop, drop, and roll. The woman was freaking crazy.

"Maaaan, this sucks."

[CR is open.]

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River wandered into the third floor common room because the TV was on, hoping to find some company. Looking at Johnny she tilted her head and smiled. "I am sure Berthold will be happy to eat those clothes for you eventually."

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"What? You don't like the new me?" He asked, raising a brow and looking at her.

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River sat down next to him and gave him a solemn look. "You don't like the new you. I have no objections."

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Johnny frowned and said one word, "Umbridge."

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"I've avoided her," River said quietly. "Might loose my temper."

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Savannah was walking by when she spotted Johnny and his new clothes. She clenched her hands in fury.

"Did that woman do that to you?"

Not much on small talk, was she?

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"I tried to disrupt her by flailing before her on fire," he remarked dryly. "Wouldn't save me to save her life. She did try a bit of water though."

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"Hey, and yeah. Not very appealing am I? They, uh, won't come off."

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"You always appeal to me," Savannah was shaking with fury. "I'm going to kill her..."

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"Come sit by me first," he said and patted the cushion by him. "She's a rotten woman."

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River snorted. "Didn't try to set her on fire in return?"

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"I thought about it," he said with a slight grin. "Not sure how well that would have went over."

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Savannah came and sat next to him, still shaking. "No one does this to people I care about..."

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"At least they're just clothes. Freaking ugly and one's that I can't take off and this sweater itches like hell, but yeah, just clothes."

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Laughing, River said: "Wise. I am trying to stay away from magic punishments. Prefer magic for entertainment."

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Savannah tugged at the sweater. "You can't burn it off?"

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"And I would like to break that wooden stick of hers, or do something else with it that I just won't mention in front of girls."

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That thought had acutally not occurred to Johnny. He had been too mad to think along those lines.

"Uh, yeah, I think I can but I wouldn't be able to do just the sweater; it would be both sweater and pants and yeah...you want a naked me sitting here by you, sweetheart?"

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Savannah got that mental image and then blushed a bright red, ducking her head to try to hide it behind her hair.

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"Ah," he nudged her cutely. "You would like to see me naked wouldn't you? Umbridge didn't. I don't think she looked past my face. She must not be a real woman who likes real men." Cocky much?

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River raised an eyebrow. "You don't have to mention it to me. You already have."

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"Maaan! I forgot you can do that!" Johnny said and ran his hand back through his hair. "This is difficult you know."

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Savannah stiffened. "She did this to because she didn't like your body?"She stood up, and shook her head. "I'm going to go have a few words with that harpy."

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"No, it's not," River objected, smiling at Johnny. "Just no use worrying about it."

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Johnny stood up after Savannah, and shrugged his shoulders. "I'm only guessing? And well, I sort of set myself on fire and demanded that she save me."