5th Floor CR, Saturday Night

[withoutverona]

The broom sweeping the floor around Romeo's feet wasn't so bad; it was silent, and no more distracting from his book than a maid at home would have been. (The fact it seemed to be powering itself was a bit distressing, but less so than talking shoes had been.)

But when a container of Lysol started hovering near his coffee-table-propped-feet, he really needed to jump up and protest. "They do not smell bad!" he informed the air, glaring.

It had been a very strange week.

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[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Well, there's really nothing to tell..." Sokka mumbled. "My sister's in love with our arch-enemy," he announced, trying to change the subject. "That's always interesting!"

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, well, differences make for good sparks, and usually really hot sex," she deadpanned. "C'mon, don't I get a hint? Please? Pretty please?"

"It's my birthday next week, and if you tell me, I can invite whoever it is to the paaaaaaaaaarty....."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"There will be NO SEX!!!!" Sokka flailed. "NOT Katara! NONE!"

He shrugged and mumbled, "she was THERE at that party..."

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"Sisters have sex too!" Dōjima protested. "But for your sake, sweetie, we'll pretend that they don't, okay? Katara's a sweet, innocent virgin, and she'll die that way. That better?"

"At the party..." she tapped one finger against her lips, thinking about it. "I don't think Dick's your type, and I can't remember if Jenny left with anyone...didn't I see you chatting up Mel?"

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka blushed more. "Maybe."

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"Maaaaaaaybe?" she drawled, tilting her head. "I think that's a yes, Sokka. Nice going, Mel seems pretty awesome."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"VERY awesome," Sokka corrected, jabbing a finger at her. "She's VERY awesome. And pretty."

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"She's so awesome, she breaks the bounds of awesomeness?" Dōjima asked. "You're an island vetran, right? So, where can I have an awesome party that you can bring Mel to? Caritas? Should we just get a room at the Arms and all crash on the floor?"

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Yes," Sokka agreed solemnly. "Yes, she is."

He shrugged at the other question. "I dunno? We could just do it in someone's room? Or in the common room? My room's definitely out of the question."