School grounds [early afternoon]

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A slightly gremlin-bit Anakin Skywalker, dressed in a way-too-tight jumpsuit, strode out onto the school lawn.

He stroked his--sadly, invisible--mustache and called out, "Cher? Honey? We're going to be late!"

This was going to be so very bad.

[OOC: Open like a thing that should be recorded by many, many people.]

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[weetuskenraider]

"Your --" Tahiri's gaze tracked over to Ronon, and she could swear she heard her brain break a little bit more than it did at 'babe.' "What kind of act are you?"

[sith_happened]

"Singing, mostly," Sonny said, "but we also dabble in comedy."

[weetuskenraider]

Crack. That would be Tahiri's brain completely shattering at the notion of Anakin Skywalker doing comedy.

"And . . . when did you know that was your calling in life?"

She'd have almost giggled, except for the shattered brain thing.

[sith_happened]

"Oh, it's been a while now, but it really clicked when I met Cher," Sonny confided. "We just belong together, you know?"

Not if Cher's narrative was anything to go by, but shhh.

[weetuskenraider]

The sad thing was, there totally could have been someone in her galaxy named Cher, Tahiri noted.

"How long ago was that, exactly?"

Oh Sithspawn, the sequins. The sequins. This was so many levels of wrong.

[sith_happened]

"Oh, it's been years. I'd say how many, but Cher doesn't want people guessing her age," Sonny confided.

[weetuskenraider]

"Oh." Tahiri really didn't need that sudden mental image of the Solos doing something like this, she really didn't. Faced with a sudden attack of not having anything to say, she stammered, "Well, I'd like to see you guys perform, then."

She was going to regret this so much.

[sith_happened]

"We do one heck of a live version of 'I've Got You, Babe,'" Sonny promised before walking over to Cher to demonstrate.

It was...something, all right.