School grounds [early afternoon]

[sith_happened]

A slightly gremlin-bit Anakin Skywalker, dressed in a way-too-tight jumpsuit, strode out onto the school lawn.

He stroked his--sadly, invisible--mustache and called out, "Cher? Honey? We're going to be late!"

This was going to be so very bad.

[OOC: Open like a thing that should be recorded by many, many people.]

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[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

"Maybe if you stopped talking for a minute we wouldn't be late," the equally gremlin-bit Ronon snapped, reaching up to smooth his hair. He was clad in a sparkly, midriff-baring tank and long matching skirt.

[sith_happened]

"I can talk and walk at the same time," Sonny replied. "And chew gum."

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

Dick was having a crisis. On one hand, here were two of his teachers singing while wearing highly entertaining outfits. And his cell phone could record video.

On the other hand, these were the teachers who he was pretty sure could and would kill someone.

But they probably wouldn't get away with that here, so he took out the phone and started recording.

[sith_happened]

Sonny waved at him.

Sonny had on one kickin' jumpsuit.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Staring didn't really cover what was going on behind John's eyes. Amusement wasn't strong enough to qualify his laughter, either. Horror worked.

John was horrified. Mostly because Artoo wasn't there to witness this amazing event. The least he could do was get some pictures on his phone to email to Luke.

[sith_happened]

Sonny gave him a cheery wave.

[cautiousfellow.livejournal.com]

Just when Indy thought the strangness of Fandom had no benefits, he was able to stumble upon the jerk from the Gym qnd the faculty meeting acting nuts.

This fandom place isn't so bad after all.

He found a handy wall to lean against and watched the "show" with an amused look on his face.

[sith_happened]

"Sing along, everyone!" Sonny called.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hurley stopped when he spotted the two men... he didn't know they were teachers, as he wasn't in either of their classes.

But this? Was utterly scary.

And yet, funny. He couldn't possibly look away.

[sith_happened]

Sonny grinned at him. "Any requests?"

Other than "Dear God, please, please never wear that jumpsuit again?", obviously.

[noboynextdoor.livejournal.com]

So far, there had been very little at this place that had gone his way. So, when Jess saw Anakin and another guy looking, well, nuts, he had to stop and stare.

[sith_happened]

Sonny winked. "Any song requests?"

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal was coming back from town when he caught sight of Professor Dex...doing something that Professor Dex didn't normally do. He hoped this wasn't research for next class.

He stared, wide eyed.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Cher could lower herself to smile at the audience like the best of them. She swung her hair around and winked at the particularly attractive young man. Not that looks mattered.

She did marry Sonny.

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri just happened to be wandering about the school grounds in the name of grass between her toes. Of all the times, it would be this one. Of course. Murphy's Law probably had a whole Fandom subsection on gremlin bites.

". . . what the Sith?"

She'd probably never be able to unsee this, ever.

[sith_happened]

Sonny winked at her. The sequins on his jumpsuit sparkled in the sun.

That probably wasn't going to help.

[momslilassassin]

Ben came up behind her and let out a whimper. "Can you strike me blind?" he begged.

[momslilassassin]

Ben picked the exactly wrong moment to come out of the dorms.

"MY EYES!"

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John spotted Ben and joined him. "Gremlin bite," he grinned. "Awesome huh?"

[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

Meg was on her way to town and stopped abruptly. Her agents pulled up short and stared as well.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Cher was fabulous. All were welcome to stare at her sparkly tank and long, flowing skirt. She swayed to the music only she and Sonny could hear and waved to her adoring fans.

They'd better adore her for this small-town appearance.

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

"Oh my god..."

Savannah had been walking back from the park and heading to her rooms when she saw the two teachers.

"No no no," she muttered under her breath.

What were Mr. Skywalker and... oh my god.

That just didn't seem to cover it.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

This one seemed struggling. "Got a request for Cher, honey? Don't worry, Sonny don't mind me going solo."

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

Adam happened to be out for a walk since he didn't have any classes today. He caught sight of the two professors and stopped.

That would be Adam staring at them in disbelief.

[sith_happened]

Sonny waved. "Any requests?"

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hinata had decided that she'd go train out in the preserve and was just leaving the dorms when she spotted the, um, well.

She was just going to stare. A lot.

[sith_happened]

Sonny waved cheerfully at her. What a great audience today!

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

See Gwen. See Gwen stop. See Gwen stare. See Gwen take pictures while giggling. Giggle, Gwen, giggle.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Cher deigned to wave at the giggling girl. Fans could be so tiresome, but Cher was good at faking a smile. She knew how hot she looked poured into tight leather and ass-baring fishnets.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack...was staring. A lot. Wow.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Cher was the greatest pop star of all time. All were welcome to stare at her leather-clad glory as she swayed to the music only she and Sonny could hear.

The fans adored her. This was better than Letterman.