Second Floor Common Room - Tuesday Afternoon

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Sure, there was inauguration highlights you could be watching. Sure, there was snow that could be played in. Sure, there was homework that could be done.

But why would you do any of those things when two of your gremlin-bitten classmates were destroying the common room in order to prove that their awesome new cleaning products worked?

"HELLO, FANDOM! BILLY MAYS HERE TO SHOW YOU THE CLEANING POWER OF OXYCLEAN!" Harvey pointed at a headset-clad Temari. "AND WITH ME IS MY FRIEND VINCE WHO IS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE SUCKING POWER OF THE SHAMWOW CLOTH!"

Harvey then opened up a bottle of soda and proceeded to spill it on the carpet. "SHOW 'EM, VINCE!"

[Um, yes, Harvey and Temari think they are Billy Mays and Vince the Shamwow guy. As a warning, you might get stuff spilled on your clothes just to prove the awesome cleaning power of Oxyclean]

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie was still shirtless. He was also cold and wet.

He was also boggling at Harvey and Temari.

"What the hell is wrong with you guys?"

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"WRONG? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG, MY WET FRIEND!" Harvey said, practically bouncing over towards Jamie. "WE'RE HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME GREAT NEW PRODUCTS THAT WILL IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE!"

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"Wow. You are like... Louder than me," Jamie said backing up slowly. "You feeling all right?"

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Shoving the Shamwow at Jamie's chest, Temari started to dry him off. "See how fast it works? Olympic divers use this to dry off."

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Hey! Is that a shamwow? I was waiting for one of these to show up," Jamie asked. "And you're being weird."

Jamie frowned. Temari drying himself off and talking about shamwow.

Clearly something was off. If so there was actions that needed to be taken. He stamped his food and created a duplicate.

"Go get the camcorder," he said.

This moment had to be recorded.

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"YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO TAPE THIS, SON!" Harvey said, looking even more excited. He was going to have an actual camera to talk to now! "THE COMBINED CLEANING POWERS OF OXYCLEAN AND SHAMWOW ARE SO AMAZING, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO WATCH THE MAGIC AGAIN AND AGAIN!"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Oh. You have no idea," Jamie said agreeing with Harvey. "Will you watch it with me?"

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"Who wouldn't?!" Temari asked. "But you have to act now if you want to get this low, low price on the Shamwow. They're made in Germany and you know the Germans only make good stuff!"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Was it made from real 100% Germans?" Jamie asked all wide-eyed and tried to squeal with glee when the camera came back.

"And make sure to talk clearly for the camera."

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Harvey would gladly talk clearly for the camera. In fact, from now on everything he said would be said directly to the camera. "IF YOU THINK THAT'S GREAT, JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE CLEANING POWER OF OXYCLEAN. GOT GRASS STAINS? PET STAINS? BLOOD STAINS? DON'T WORRY! OXYCLEAN WILL GET THOSE OUT BEFORE YOU CAN SAY...OXYCLEAN!"

He liked saying Oxyclean.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"But how does the magic of Oxclean work? Can it work with the Shamwow?" Jamie asked. "Or can it work separately?"

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"The Shamwow is like a towel. And a sponge! And a shammy!" She didn't know what a shammy was. "You'll never need to clean up anything with paper towels again!"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"That's amazing. Can you both sing a song about the glorious power of the ShamWow and Oxyclean?" he asked.

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Harvey looked over at Temari and raised an eyebrow. "A SONG? ARE YOU SAYING YOU NEED A SONG TO BELIEVE THE MAGIC OF OXYCLEAN?"

Because that was just ridiculous. You could tell from the big letters on the bottle that this product was something special.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Okay, how about a scenario where shamwow and oxyclean combine together to be the ultimate machine?" Jamie suggested. "With a great low price!

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They could so do that. Temari nodded, grabbing the ketchup to squirt on Jamie. "See that stain? Just you wait until OxyClean gets that out before it ruins a perfectly good outfit!"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Since Jamie wasn't wearing a shirt... okay. It was on his pants.

He turned the camera so it was on the stain.

"Okay. Let's see that action right now!"

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"I WILL GLADLY SHOW YOU THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN!" Harvey said. "LET'S GET THOSE PANTS OFF!"

Harvey was going to want to kill himself later.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Well my hands are kind of busy with the camcorder," Jamie said with a smirk. "Can I gets some help?"

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Temari was going to kill him for this.

Tugging on his pants she smiled for the camera. "It'll only take seconds in the water to come clean, isn't that right, Billy?"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

She so was. Jamie would have to be quick about making tape duplicates.

"Only SECONDS?"

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"IT'S TRUE! OXYCLEAN IS THAT POWERFUL!" Harvey said, grinning at the camera. "I CONVENIENTLY HAVE A CLEAR PLASTIC CONTAINER FILLED WITH WATER RIGHT HERE SO YOU CAN SEE THE MAGIC YOURSELF!"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"OH BOY! SHOW IT TO ME BABY!" Jamie shouted. "And do it nice and LOUD!"

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"Watch how the magic of Oxyclean just removes the stains without harming the fabric! It's as gentle as water!" Temari said loudly. But not as loud as Harvey.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Louder!" Jamie cried out. "Make it SEXY!"