Second Floor Common Room - Tuesday Afternoon

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

Sure, there was inauguration highlights you could be watching. Sure, there was snow that could be played in. Sure, there was homework that could be done.

But why would you do any of those things when two of your gremlin-bitten classmates were destroying the common room in order to prove that their awesome new cleaning products worked?

"HELLO, FANDOM! BILLY MAYS HERE TO SHOW YOU THE CLEANING POWER OF OXYCLEAN!" Harvey pointed at a headset-clad Temari. "AND WITH ME IS MY FRIEND VINCE WHO IS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE SUCKING POWER OF THE SHAMWOW CLOTH!"

Harvey then opened up a bottle of soda and proceeded to spill it on the carpet. "SHOW 'EM, VINCE!"

[Um, yes, Harvey and Temari think they are Billy Mays and Vince the Shamwow guy. As a warning, you might get stuff spilled on your clothes just to prove the awesome cleaning power of Oxyclean]

Comments

[lovemykilt]

"That's only true about hippie cars and electronica."

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"And Shamwows!"

[lovemykilt]

"But the shamwow is synthetic. I've got the real thing." He didn't. But he was having far too much fun messing with her.

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

"SHAMWOW IS THE REAL THING!" Harvey insisted. "EVERYTHING ELSE IS A POOR IMITATION THAT WON'T LAST YOU TEN YEARS! DID YOU KNOW ONE SHAMWOW LASTS YOU 10 YEARS? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DOGS YOU CAN DRY OFF IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME?"

[lovemykilt]

"I don't have a dog, either. And if it lasts ten years, why would I need eight of them?"

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"But can a dog do all this?" Temari asked, wringing out the Shamwow.

[lovemykilt]

"I seriously hope not."