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Second Floor Common Room - Tuesday Afternoon

Sure, there was inauguration highlights you could be watching. Sure, there was snow that could be played in. Sure, there was homework that could be done.

But why would you do any of those things when two of your gremlin-bitten classmates were destroying the common room in order to prove that their awesome new cleaning products worked?

"HELLO, FANDOM! BILLY MAYS HERE TO SHOW YOU THE CLEANING POWER OF OXYCLEAN!" Harvey pointed at a headset-clad Temari. "AND WITH ME IS MY FRIEND VINCE WHO IS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE SUCKING POWER OF THE SHAMWOW CLOTH!"

Harvey then opened up a bottle of soda and proceeded to spill it on the carpet. "SHOW 'EM, VINCE!"

[Um, yes, Harvey and Temari think they are Billy Mays and Vince the Shamwow guy. As a warning, you might get stuff spilled on your clothes just to prove the awesome cleaning power of Oxyclean]
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[identity profile] yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"NO WAY! PAPER TOWELS CAN'T HANDLE THE AMOUNT OF LIQUID SHAMWOW CAN!" Harvey shouted. "AND YOU CAN REUSE THE SHAMWOW! YOU'LL SAVE MONEY EVERY MONTH!"

[identity profile] talon-wraith.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Why not just use a regular towel...?" Obviously, Myn didn't get it. "It works the exact same way."

[identity profile] not-fangirl.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
"This works wet or dry! A normal towel can't do that!"

[identity profile] talon-wraith.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes it can, as long as you wring it out properly."

Duh.

[identity profile] yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"THAT'S JUST IT! YOU CAN'T WRING A NORMAL TOWEL OUT PROPERLY!" That was his story and he was sticking to it. "THE SHAMWOW IS FROM GERMANY!"

[identity profile] talon-wraith.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Myn paused. "Germany is a country on this world, isn't it? Is it known for making good towels or something?"

[identity profile] not-fangirl.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Only the best there is! It's a shammy, it's a towel, it's a sponge!"

[identity profile] talon-wraith.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
"What's a shammy?" Myn asked, feeling like he was getting absolutely nowhere.

[identity profile] yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
"A SHAMMY IS WHAT YOU USE TO BUFF YOUR CAR, YOUR BOAT, YOUR RV!" Harvey said. "SHAMWOW HAS THOUSANDS OF USES IN AND OUT OF THE HOME!"

[identity profile] talon-wraith.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't have any of those," Myn said, giving up trying to make sense of it and deciding to mess with them instead. They obviously weren't in their right minds. "Does it work on starfighters?"

[identity profile] talon-wraith.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Again, things I don't have. Why would anyone want something they couldn't use for anything?"

[identity profile] yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU DON'T NEED OXYCLEAN!" Harvey said. "EVERYBODY NEEDS HELP WITH GETTING STAINS OUT!"

[identity profile] talon-wraith.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"What ki--" Myn stopped and shook his head. "No, actually, I don't want to know. Really."
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