Third Floor Common Room, Wednesday Afternoon

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It had taken a few moments to figure out the DVD player, but Merlin did as he was told and just pushed buttons until it worked. It was a surprisingly good method.

He sat back, ready to watch this porno thing that Emmett had said would be interesting.

And in the first five minutes, he couldn't quite understand the draw of this sort of entertainment. It was only like Morgana and Gwen in the fact that they looked vaguely similar. The way they talked and the room they were in certainly didn't look like any castle he'd ever seen. And, really, those dresses were just terribly impractical for a lady or a servant. They must be terribly cold--

Merlin's eyes went very big as the dress issue was solved and they ladies started kissing. The only sound he made was the verbal equivalent of a keysmash.

[[Open like a common room where a wizard is being scarred for life is!]]

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[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah's eyes widened. "Noooooo. Merlinnnn..."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"It will be great. And terrible!"

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!" Heeeee. "Ahem. I'll make it up to you! Somehow!"

Bad, bad images.

Heeee.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"With more of that ice cream?" Merlin replied. Because he could be appeased with that.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Yes! Lots of it!" Dinah took her breath, getting herself mostly under control. "A huge banana split with whipped cream, and I promise to tell Francine you're not a pervert. If you want me to."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"You will?" Merlin asked, far too hopeful for that one.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah crossed her heart, then grinned. "That means I promise. Ice cream as soon as you want, Francine..." She looked around. "Um. A bit later?"

So all of them would stop blushing by then?

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps this weekend for ice cream?" Merlin suggested.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah nodded fervently. "This weekend. Works for me." She paused, then pointed toward the door. "Gonna go shower now. Just got done working out. So. Bye?"

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Merlin waved her off, glad she hadn't thought the worst of him here.

And plotting Emmett's death. Perhaps via lightning.