Third Floor Common Room, Wednesday Afternoon

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It had taken a few moments to figure out the DVD player, but Merlin did as he was told and just pushed buttons until it worked. It was a surprisingly good method.

He sat back, ready to watch this porno thing that Emmett had said would be interesting.

And in the first five minutes, he couldn't quite understand the draw of this sort of entertainment. It was only like Morgana and Gwen in the fact that they looked vaguely similar. The way they talked and the room they were in certainly didn't look like any castle he'd ever seen. And, really, those dresses were just terribly impractical for a lady or a servant. They must be terribly cold--

Merlin's eyes went very big as the dress issue was solved and they ladies started kissing. The only sound he made was the verbal equivalent of a keysmash.

[[Open like a common room where a wizard is being scarred for life is!]]

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[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

"Good, just so we're clear on that," Katchoo said. "What the hell . . . men. I swear."

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

"They is not men," Firekeeper commented, studying the screen.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

"Congratulations, you noticed the stupidly oversized boobs," Katchoo said dryly. "That's how you know a bunch of idiot guys are behind this."

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

Firekeeper stared at the screen for a moment more, actually figuring out from context what 'boobs' was supposed to refer to, which is good, because asking for that definition would've just been... awkward. "Why?"

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

"This --" Katchoo didn't so much wave at the screen as jab an accusatory finger very violently toward it -- "doesn't have any damn thing to do with the people on the screen enjoying it. Just the guys who're supposed to be watching it, see?"

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

"That seem stupid," Firekeeper commented.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

"Kid," Katchoo intoned, actually kind of serious for once, "You make sense. I think I like you."