Third Floor Common Room, Wednesday Afternoon

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It had taken a few moments to figure out the DVD player, but Merlin did as he was told and just pushed buttons until it worked. It was a surprisingly good method.

He sat back, ready to watch this porno thing that Emmett had said would be interesting.

And in the first five minutes, he couldn't quite understand the draw of this sort of entertainment. It was only like Morgana and Gwen in the fact that they looked vaguely similar. The way they talked and the room they were in certainly didn't look like any castle he'd ever seen. And, really, those dresses were just terribly impractical for a lady or a servant. They must be terribly cold--

Merlin's eyes went very big as the dress issue was solved and they ladies started kissing. The only sound he made was the verbal equivalent of a keysmash.

[[Open like a common room where a wizard is being scarred for life is!]]

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[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin couldn't help but watch the bouncing now. It was all Katchoo's fault.

"It doesn't, actually," He said, not really paying attention to his words anymore.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

"My point exactly. See? Oh wait, you're enthralled by bouncing boobs." Katchoo thunked the heel of her hand solidly into her forehead three times in a pointless attempt to stop the eyerolling. "Shame, really. Perfect illustration of my point, gone completely to waste."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"I--what?" He was paying attention again! Really he was.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

"Why do I waste my breath?" she demanded, flinging her hands up in the air. She wasn't quite done gleefully slandering every owner of a Y chromosome ever, though, and went on "Put a guy in front of a porno and there go whatever brains he's got. Never frikkin' fails."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"They were making noises!" How could he NOT look?

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

Katchoo got a good look at the way he was staring at the TV, and a slight smirk crept across her face. "You so got suckered into this, didn't you?"

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"...Emmett claimed it was like a soap opera."

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

Katchoo hastily clapped a hand over her mouth to (mostly) mask a snort of laughter. "You poor bastard."

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"You wouldn't find it so funny if it happened to you," Merlin replied.