Third Floor Common Room, Wednesday Afternoon

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It had taken a few moments to figure out the DVD player, but Merlin did as he was told and just pushed buttons until it worked. It was a surprisingly good method.

He sat back, ready to watch this porno thing that Emmett had said would be interesting.

And in the first five minutes, he couldn't quite understand the draw of this sort of entertainment. It was only like Morgana and Gwen in the fact that they looked vaguely similar. The way they talked and the room they were in certainly didn't look like any castle he'd ever seen. And, really, those dresses were just terribly impractical for a lady or a servant. They must be terribly cold--

Merlin's eyes went very big as the dress issue was solved and they ladies started kissing. The only sound he made was the verbal equivalent of a keysmash.

[[Open like a common room where a wizard is being scarred for life is!]]

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[outofthecage.livejournal.com]

"You said you were given the wrong one! What were you expecting, if not this?"

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"I don't know!" Nothing was making sense! "Maybe a man and a woman?"

[outofthecage.livejournal.com]

"And you would watch them do this?" Éowyn asked, motioning to the television. "Is that not even more wrong?"

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin cocked his head to the side. "I think anyone doing this for all to see would be."

[outofthecage.livejournal.com]

"I must agree. These kinds of relations are a private matter," she said. "At least, I believe they should be."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"People are of strange opinions on that here," Merlin said, nodding.

[outofthecage.livejournal.com]

"And on how much clothing they should wear," Éowyn added. "Those women would fit in well here." She glanced at the television accidentally, and felt herself blush again.