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Third Floor Common Room [Tuesday night]

Sookie, so far, had had very good luck with not sharing her various secrets with the world.

Clearly that had to change.

Since she wasn't particularly concerned about the honesty issues, she was curled up on the couch in the common room, watching TV and writing a letter home. She wasn't paying much attention to either, but it seemed a pleasant enough way to spend an evening.

Ha. Oh, dramatic irony.

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Priestly had planned to hide in his room. But then his mom had called. Confessing just about anything at this school was better than talking to his mom when he couldn't lie, and not answering the first three times she'd called had started to grate.

So he was avoiding his room and the phone.

He had a flying squirrel on his head. Ramone needed some out of the room time, too.

"Hey. Sookie, right?"

"And you're....Priestly?" she remembered, waving. "I remember you because you're like a male Claudia, with the clothes and the hair and wow I wish I had the balls to do that to my appearance."

That was kind of an embarrassing thing to say. If you were Sookie.

"The male Claudia? That'd be insulting if she wasn't so cool. And you could totally dye your hair. I'm becoming, like, the Fandom hair color guy."

"I mean, I could say she's a female Priestly. And no thank you, I'm happy as a blonde. It's natural." He didn't need to know that.

"I'm a natural blonde, too. But kinda darker than yours." And she didn't need to know that, either. "That's why the colors always come out so bright."

"I'd get self-conscious with everyone looking at me. People think I'm nuts enough as it is." She didn't mean to say that...exactly.

"I don't think you're nuts. Why do people think you're nuts?"

"Because I can read minds and people don't like acknowledging that that kind of thing is real."

Well. Don't beat around the bush, Sookie.

She could read minds? "You can read minds?" Holy crap. Don't think about sex, don't think about sex -- "Oh crap, now I can't stop thinking about sex."

"I know," Sookie said with a grin. "It's okay, that's kinda normal for guys, and most of the time I can block it out. Today's fun, though, since y'all are just saying whatever you're thinking anyway."

"Fun. Today is fun. I managed to find out that a handful of girls are crushing on me, the guy who looks like me has been fantasizing about having sex with me, explained in lurid detail how to have sex to a fairy tale prince, called the girl I like a ditz, and told my teacher my first name is --" He cut himself off, but she probably heard the wailed BOAZ through his head, anyway. "Today sucks."

"That's a horrible first name. No wonder you go by your surname," Sookie replied, shaking her head. "If it's any comfort, I'm getting real sick of people saying my name sucky but I can't really blame them because that's what it sounds like."

"Yeah, it kinda does, but with a slightly different vowel sound. Please don't tell anyone that's my name. I'm trying very, very hard to distance myself from being . . . that guy."

"Cross my heart," she said with a small smile. "Unless someone asks me about it, you know, today. And even then I'll bite a pillow or something, I guess!"

Priestly snickered. "Bite a pillow. That's totally a euphemism for gay sex."

Sookie's eyes went huge. "It is?"

"Well," Priestly said. "Anal sex, anyway."

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"Good evening, Priestly!" Adora smiled, waving a little in his direction.

"Hi, Adora. I explained to Edward how to have sex today because of you." Oh hell. "Not because of you. Well, yeah. With the kissing and all. But it would have probably happened eventually anyway, you or not."

Her eyes were wide as saucers, "Because we kissed or because I said I wanted to kiss him everywhere? I swear it was a slip and I don't mean that I'm going to actually hold him down and do it! Oh, you must think me a terrible tease!"

"Hey, your horniness is just a natural response to my man's manly . . . man-ness." Wow, that was lame. "Not that I like Edward that way, but I can totally get it in a straight man's appreciation for another guy's ability to win the ladies kind of way. You're not a tease. Unless you've been doing things with Eddie that frankly? I don't wanna know about."

"No! Nothing at all other than on Friday, where you were an unfortunate witness to my poor behavior," she sighed. "I should apologize to you for that. I am sorry if I embarrassed you or if my...horniness? caused you any difficulties."

"I was drunk. I didn't really care except that Edward was getting it good and I wanted to cheer him on and besides, I kissed a whole bunch of girls that night. I'm not actually sure if I remember them all, which possibly makes me a man-ho."

Adora gasped, "Prince Edward said he was drunk, too! Perhaps drinking and kissing are not a good combination for an evening in the hallway."

"He was drunk. We were drunk. It was his new experience for the evening. And then he said he wanted kisses, so we went to find some girls. . . . Well, you know the rest."

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