Around the dorms - Thursday Evening

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You would think by now Harvey and Temari would have learned to stay the hell away from each other. Bad, embarrassing things tended to happen whenever they were in the same vicinity. Like today, for instance, when both just so happened to pass each other in the hallway and ended up getting bitten by a gremlin.

Now they thought they were unicorns. Two very, very annoying unicorns who were on their way to--

"Caaaaaaandy Mountaaaaaaaaaain! Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain!"

Yes. Candy Mountain.

[Open! Yes, Harvey and Temari think they are going to Candy Mountain. If you choose to go with them on their adventuuuuuuuuure you might end up getting thrown into the pool. Just saying]

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[peace_n_war]

Warren was feeling restless, tonight. He didn't want to wait around in his room waiting for gremlins to hunt him down and bite him, so he figured that getting out and stretching his legs some couldn't do any harm.

Besides, except for classes, he'd been pretty much cooped up since the whole zombie deal anyhow.

And that was why he was in the hallways.

... And staring. There was a good deal of staring. If he inched away slowly, maybe he could escape before he was noticed.

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Oh, he was noticed all right. Poor Warren. Or Charlie, rather.

"Chaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiieeeeeeee!" Harvey said when he spotted Warren. "Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrllllliiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!"

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"CHAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!" Temari joined in, just off beat of Harvey.

[peace_n_war]

Warren froze in his tracks. Dammit, he'd been noticed.

"Uh, I think you're mistaking me for someone else," he attempted, already convinced that whoever Charlie really was, he both felt sorry for the guy, and really, really didn't want to know.

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"Nooooo Chaaaaaaarliiiiiieeeeeee!" Harvey said, bouncing a little. Clearly this was Charlie. He was all gruff and everything. "Come with us, Chaaaaarliiiieeeee. Come with us to Candy Mountain!"

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"It's Candy Mountain, Chaaaaaaaarliiiiie! It's full of sweets and joy and... joyness."

[peace_n_war]

"Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna... Walk in the other direction, now."

He was backing away. Slowly. And making a point to keep eye contact. You had to keep eye contact with the crazy ones, in order to establish dominance, or something like that.

Or was that bears?

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"But Candy Mountain, Chaaaarliiiieeee!" Harvey said. Because repeating the word is TOTALLY going to convince Warren not to run away. "It'll be an ADVENTUUUREEEE!"

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"An adventuuuuuuuure!" Temari echoed, just a little longer than Harvey. Awkward.

[peace_n_war]

He wasn't going to get away from the crazy, was he? He could just burn them, but considering the way the week was going and all of the bites he'd heard about on the radio, it would be unfair to throw fireballs at people who were clearly mentally unstable.

And so, Warren gave a long-suffering sigh and a glare.

"Alright, fine. I'll go with you to Candy Mountain."

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"Yaaaaaaaaaay!" Harvey would have clapped but, you know, he thought he had hooves right now. "Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain!"

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"La la! La la la!" Temari sang. Not too badly if it hadn't been in a falsetto. "We have a map to Candy Mountain! follow us. Chaaaaaarliiiiieeeeee!"

[peace_n_war]

Oh, God, she was singing. In falsetto. Warren visibly cringed.

"Oh, would you please stop singing, already?" Was that really too much to ask? Really? "Where is Candy Mountain, anyhow?"

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"We're almost at the first stop, Chaaaaarliiiiieee!" Harvey said as he bounced down the hall. "We need to see the maaaaaagical leopluradon!"

Duh.

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"He will show us the waaaaaaaay," Temari added.

...and her falsetto was LOVELY.

[peace_n_war]

A... magical liopleurodon. Warren was just going to look between the two of them in barely disguised horror.

"Alright, guys, you do know there is no Candy Mountain, right?"

He could certainly hope that reasoning with them would snap them out of this... whatever it was.

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"Shun the non believer!" Harvey shouted, his voice going as high as it would go.

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"SHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!"

[peace_n_war]

Warren's deadpan, it was epic.

"... Yeah."

Because, really, what else do you say about something like that?

"Consider me shunned."

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"Come on Chaaaaaarliiiieee! To the leopluradon!" Harvey said, pointing down the hallway.

The magical leopluradon was, apparently, a broom. A non-magical looking broom.

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"It will guide us to Candy Mountain!" Temari insisted, looking to it for guidance.

[peace_n_war]

"Oh, God. It's a broom, guys." Warren was trying. He really was. It was a shame that gremlin venom totally overpowered reason.

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"He's maaaaaaaaaagic!" Harvey said before staring at the leopluradon like it was saying something extremely important.

The broom wasn't saying anything at all, obviously.

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OMG IT SO WAS SAYING SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

"He has shown us the waaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

[peace_n_war]

"It didn't say anything!"

Because, you know, it was a broom. Warren could not stress this point enough, here.