Fifth Floor Common Room [evening]

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Puck lounged on a sofa, a few boxes of Chinese food before him, as he flipped aimlessly through channels before finally settling on VH1 to watch the Top 100 Worst Songs ever, or something.

He wasn't all that interested, honestly, but it was something to have on in the background while he conducted a little experiment he called, "Does food really attract cute girls people to common rooms?"

Puck being Puck, cooking was out of the question unless everyone wanted something flambé. So he had purposely gotten way more food than he would normally eat (though, you know, it was Chinese food. He'd still eat it in an hour if no one showed.) and set in to wait. Meanwhile, some horrible band with frizzy hair squalled away on the television.

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[therewaslife]

Bod probably wasn't the gender Puck wanted to see but he did live on the floor and it was hard not to be drawn by the smell of good food. So, he appeared in the door and peered in.

"Having a feast?" he asked, giving Puck a nod.

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Puck nodded, swallowing, and gestured with his chopsticks to the food. "I'm sharing, though, in the name of being able to fit into my suit tomorrow. Help yourself."

[therewaslife]

"Thank you," Bod said, wandering in and taking a peek in what Puck had purchased. "I hadn't even thought about that. I shouldn't have had that chocolate today."

Not that he was afraid of not fitting his suit but, well, he hadn't thought about it and now he was.

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Puck glanced over at Bod for a moment, and replied, "I think you'll be okay, dude. Unless it was tons of chocolate. Then you might break out."

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Kurt waved at Nobody. "Guten Abend!"

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"Hullo," Bod said, giving Kurt a wave back. "How are you this evening?"

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"In a very short period of time, I am going to be well-fed!" Kurt answered with a grin. "Man, I love this place!"

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Effy was drawn less by the food than she was by curiosity and noise. But still, hot girl leaning in the doorway, that was success for him, right?

"What the fuck is that?" That was probably supposed to be who, but under the hair who could really tell.

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"One of the top hundred worst songs," Puck told her, leaning back to look at her with a smile. "Couldn't you tell?"

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Right. Effy curled a little smirk and moved further into the room. "Obviously got a busy evening planned."

"Expecting people to join you for this assualt on your eardrums?" Yeah, yeah, didn't look like she was going anywhere fast. Shh.

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"I brought bribes to make up for the chosen programming," Puck promised, pointing to the Chinese food. "I'll even teach you how to use chopsticks if you don't know how." He thought that was probably charming.

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"It is music!" Kurt told her cheerfully.

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"Really shit music," Effy corrected.

... Well, it was! Completely different.

"I could do better than this." And she wasn't exactly a musical girl.

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"It's harder than it looks," Kurt pointed out. Then he grimaced. "Especially on my EARS!!"

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"DUDE! Chinese buffet! Mad props for the Puck-man!"

Kurt did a goofy little dance as he headed over to the food.

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"Totally, dude," Puck said amiably, giving Kurt a little wave. "Though I'm not sure I've ever been that excited over moo shu."

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"Well, not over MOO SHU," Kurt agreed, poking at the cartons. "But if you have General Tso's, I'll do backflips!"

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"It's in there somewhere. Pony up, dude," Puck said, smirking expectantly.

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Food totally attracted this cute girl, and Rose wandered in, taking a seat on the couch.

"Tell me you're sharing."

Hey, she'd been at boarding school all her life. It was a rule

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"Maybe," Puck decided. "Maybe I'm just really hungry."

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"Then I'll have to steal some," she pointed out, leaning forward to reach for a plate.

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"You're not a very sneaky thief," Puck criticized.

[iamnotallgirl]

Jill burst into the common room and, upon finding it had people in it--some of them boys, thank God--said, "Okay, I am fully aware of just how sad and desperate this is, yes, but can I interest anybody in a prom date? You just have to take pictures and dance with me a time or two, I swear."

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Puck raised an eyebrow at her in consideration, and asked, "If those are the only obligations, why do you need one?"

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"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Jill asked.