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1st Floor Lobby/Safety Detention Zone - Sunday Evening

One thing about living in town like Eureka is that you learn to deal with the weirdness and try to come up with a solution.

After reading the news in the morning it didn't take much for Jack and Columbus to hatch a plot to help protect the populace of Fandom from themselves.

Which is why Jack had his collection of zip line plastic restraints and a very large sign in the lobby.

FREE SUSHI!
FREE COFFEE
FREE BOOZE
FREE BACON


Granted there wasn't a shortage of bacon but then again, who doesn't like bacon?

Behind the sign was a screened off area where supposed food items were.

[OCD is up!]
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Lobby area!

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Where sadly the mun is afk but Jack will be happy to mod you into the detention area and into handcuffs unless you want slow play.

Re: Lobby area!

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
"HEY." Scully was now as big as a house and looking pissed. "I have to go be in the park! Pregnant woman coming through... but I want some bacon first."


[Sp is yay, and I skip on down for hijinks in the Detention center]

Re: Lobby area!

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Holy crap!" Jack exclaimed. There was a raging pregnant woman charging at him and demanding bacon. How else would you expect him to react?

It was like his first marriage all over again.

"Okay! Not a problem," Jack said. "We've got plenty of bacon for you and... junior there. Just step this way."

Zip ties? Ready.

Re: Lobby area!

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Good! Do you have some spinach to go with this? I've been craving green things," Scully said, expression verging on maniacal. "Also the caffeine is bad for the baby but I want sushi." Wasaaaaaaaabi!

Re: Lobby area!

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Sure! Spinach! Wasabi! Green onions!" Jack said trying to wave her through and position himself for a quick handcuffing maneuver.

Re: Lobby area!

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Scully waddled over, truculent expression firmly affixed. "And don't try to pawn me off with more green Jell-O. I am so sick of that stuff." She squinted around her, distracted. "You know, this kind of looks like--"
wasthecuteone: (hands on hips)

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[personal profile] wasthecuteone 2011-09-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you seriously have free stuff or is this more crazy?" Petra wanted to know.

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[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Weeeeeee do," Jack said carefully checking Petra out for Craziness. "Though I have to wonder what you consider to be crazy."

Because who knew how exactly crazy people were this weekend?
wasthecuteone: (hands on hips)

Re: Lobby area!

[personal profile] wasthecuteone 2011-09-12 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Everybody's acting like this stuff is contraband," Petra said. "Well, except bacon. Bacon's just delicious. And apparently there are hookers? And I don't know what. Kenzi was acting like she's from Transylvania, but that could just be because she's Kenzi. Anyway. I could really go for a tuna roll if the free sushi is real?"

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[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, quick question: You haven't tried to poison anyone or have fallen into a coma this weekend, have you?" Jack asked just to be totally sure. "And I'll be honest. I could only get vegetable rolls on the island."
wasthecuteone: (doubtful Petra is doubtful)

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[personal profile] wasthecuteone 2011-09-12 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Mostly I've stayed in," Petra said with a shrug. "And that's fine. Got any avocado rolls?" Then she realized. "Oh! Are you trying to trick the crazies?"

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Detention Area

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Where Columbus will guard all of you in a moldable fashion. Feel free to interact with your other detainees. Also the boys weren't completely lying. There are vegetable sushi rolls, decaf coffee and non-alcoholic beer and virgin margaritas to eat at you pleasure.

Plus all the bacon you can eat.

Re: Detention Area

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
It was the sushi that got Bruce. He just wanted a quick bite to eat before he grabbed his fancy secret meeting cape and went out to the Skywalker mine for the big meeting. But no, it just HAD to be a trap. Of course.

Sigh. He was just going to study the detention area to find the best escape route for the moment.

Re: Detention Area

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
When Scully was woman-handled into the Detention Area, her eyes narrowed. "YOU! YOU DOUBLE CROSSING BIGAMOUS BRUCE!"

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[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"I didn't lie about that not being mine," Bruce pointed out. "Human babies don't grow that fast."

Re: Detention Area

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh Sure, pick on the ONE THING you didn't lie about! You married Lucrezia Borgia five zillion other names WAYNE yesterday! And you didn't even invite me!" Scully steamed. "What has that bitch got that I haven't?!"

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[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Technically, she and I were probably still married from the first time I married her, long ago," Bruce said. "So I guess she had dibs."

Re: Detention Area

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
After making a round through town, Jack returned with what he assumed was a fake coma victim (http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/6061107.html?thread=232031539#t232031539). Dropping her on one of the more comfortable couches, Jack sighed and popped open a drink.

Re: Detention Area

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Columbus looked at the coma victim and then at Jack.

"Is she dead?"

Re: Detention Area

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Eh. Probably a coma."

Re: Detention Area

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"... At least she won't try to escape."

OOC

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
This is pretty much canon for Jack to try and rescue the town and has in one case locked up most of the populace when they went batshit crazy

However I just found out yesterday that I have to fly out of town so I won't be online until very late. Please mod your captivity and feel free to escape if you so choose.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for being a good midwife, dude! We're going to name the baby Jackie Columbus!

Re: OOC

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
*cackles* The shiny we owe to [livejournal.com profile] wasthecuteone, for suggesting that baby Scully be too pretty and shiny to look at.
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