3rd Floor Common Room | Friday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Stiles didn't have any plans for the evening which was on par for a Stilinski Friday night. He was still trying to avoid going into town so his entertainment options were relegated to watching porn in his room or watching something that wasn't porn in the common room. Well actually he could do both, since watching porn didn't take all night. But he did eventually end up in the common room, watching a horror movie about frat boys who piss off an irradiated grizzly bear.

It was about as horrible as it sounded. Which would explain why Stiles was more focused on the (surprisingly unburnt!) popcorn he had made and answering the barrage of texts he kept getting.

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[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"...do I even what to know what this movie is?" BEARS, TONY. BEARS.

[arsenicmauls]

"From what I could hear from downstairs, this sounds like a movie about morons getting eaten," Gert hypothesized as she and Old Lace poked their heads into the room. "Mind if I watch?"

[robinonadderall]

"I'm pretty sure it's the cinematic masterpiece of our time," Stiles said. "Can't you tell by the grade A acting?"

[robinonadderall]

"You can hear the TV from downstairs?" Oh god did she have super hearing? Did she hear Stiles getting friendly with himself an hour ago?

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"It's no Sharktopus..."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Dinosaur girl," Tony greeted. Because why not?

[robinonadderall]

"But this movie has a bear that's been given some sort of superpowers thanks to toxic waste," Stiles said. "Though I'm not entirely sure what said superpowers are."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Being a bear?" That didn't count. "You know, the kind with leather and beards. Double bear."

[arsenicmauls]

No, but that posed some really awkward questions about kids at boarding school who did have super hearing. Oh dear.

"I try to pay extra attention to mauling noises," Gert replied as she and Old Lace came inside and found a spot on the couch. Well, Gert found a spot. Old Lace found some comfy floor. "And the yells of 'Brah, that's my leg, brah!' gave it away."

[arsenicmauls]

"I usually go by Gert, actually," Gert said dryly. "And this is Old Lace. Ten points to you if you can guess what kind she is."

Maybe this was a town full of dinosaur experts! It would explain Victor.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Tony," he replied. "Uh... the scaly, extinct kind?"

Tony shrugged. "I was more into robots as a kid. Never did the dinosaur phase."

And never got out of the robot phase either.

[robinonadderall]

"That wouldn't bode well for the frat boys," Stiles said, grabbing a handful of popcorn. "Especially if they aren't bear-sexual."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"It certainly adds a new layer to the movie," Tony replied thoughtfully.

[justbeingbay]

"Is this what people do Friday nights here?" Bay asked, as she claimed a seat on the couch. "... and is that a bear?"

[justbeingbay]

"I think there are bears," Bay observed helpfully, and flipped a hand in a wave. "Hey. You were in sex ed."

[justbeingbay]

"Hi, how's your ... dinosaur?"

Yeah, Gert was going to need to talk about that a lot.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"I was indeed," Tony replied with a wave. "You're... Bay?"

[arsenicmauls]

Yeah, it was a good thing they weren't exchanging last names. Gert was not the world's biggest fan of the Tony Stark back home.

As it was, though, she just smirked a little. "I saw a movie on SyFy two nights ago where they competed," she shared. "The dinosaurs won."

[robinonadderall]

"I guess it is a distinctive noise." Stiles lifted up his cell phone and gestured to Old Lace. "Can I get a picture of him? I'm sending it to a werewolf, so you don't have to worry about some government ET thing."

[arsenicmauls]

"Eventually something cooler than an eighty-seventh-century deinonychus is going to happen in this town and the novelty is going to wear off," Gert sighed, mostly as a reminder to herself. "She's fine. How are you doing?"

[robinonadderall]

"Now I'm disappointed by the lack of gay grizzlies in media," Stiles said. "I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to Hollywood about the matter."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"That's because they were poorly made." Tony. Tony, really.

[robinonadderall]

"This is what Stiles does on Friday nights." Normal teenagers probably went out, had dates, didn't get into awkward fake relationships with werewolves. "And yes. An irradiated bear."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"The world needs more representation for gay subcultures in the animal kingdom," Tony agreed. "Maybe the next Happy Feet movie involves twinks."

Tony knew a lot about gay subculture for someone who identified as heterosexual.

[arsenicmauls]

"She's a 'she,' but sure," Gert said generously. She nudged Old Lace lightly with her foot, getting the dinosaur to poke her head up so as to be more easily photographed. "Is your friend some kind of archaeology buff?"