4th floor common room- Wednesday after classes

[stacyexperiment]

Yesterday's class had gotten pretty ridiculous, and because Gwen was a totally rational person who felt like she should have been granted sainthood somewhere around hour five of the discussion, today there was gonna be a party.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen! There'd been hastily-photocopied flyers put up around the dorms this morning to advertise (and warn anyone who didn't want to stumble into it). Gwen had taken advantage of the pizza place's weird fixation on giving extra food and so there was plenty in the kitchen, there were (non-alcoholic) drinks and popcorn, and there was nothing but moddable dirty movies on the TV. There was plenty of room, come and stay as long as you want!

That's what she said.

(But don't actually do that, ew.)


[Open, and this is me trying to keep your flists clean at work! Can't guarantee the comments will be worksafe, though. You can miss the flyers if you'd like to innocently stumble in anyway, and also feel free to bring your own movies.]

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[myownface]

Sparkle shrugged.

"Depends what you want bigger, I guess. Plastics, mostly, I think. You can get plastics that'll last for forever but still feel almost real, kind of."

Sparkle... did not generally pay attention to the particulars of breast augmentation.

[doesnotkneel]

"Plastics like half the items in this kitchen?" Edward said, incredulously. "That sounds painful."

[myownface]

"Nah, different ones. You can get all sorts of different textures in plastics, that's why people like them so much. There's, like, squishy ones that are almost like a jelly, too."

Sparkle liked to suck all of the joy out of porn, apparently.

[doesnotkneel]

"...How squishy?" Edward said, after a short pause.

[myownface]

"... I dunno. Boob squishy?"

This was heading weird places.

"Dude, I could take you to Dite's sometime and show you some of the stuff they carry there. Pretty impressive stuff there. It's not like a perfect reproduction of people's more fun bits, but it's pretty close."