4th floor common room- Wednesday after classes

[stacyexperiment]

Yesterday's class had gotten pretty ridiculous, and because Gwen was a totally rational person who felt like she should have been granted sainthood somewhere around hour five of the discussion, today there was gonna be a party.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen! There'd been hastily-photocopied flyers put up around the dorms this morning to advertise (and warn anyone who didn't want to stumble into it). Gwen had taken advantage of the pizza place's weird fixation on giving extra food and so there was plenty in the kitchen, there were (non-alcoholic) drinks and popcorn, and there was nothing but moddable dirty movies on the TV. There was plenty of room, come and stay as long as you want!

That's what she said.

(But don't actually do that, ew.)


[Open, and this is me trying to keep your flists clean at work! Can't guarantee the comments will be worksafe, though. You can miss the flyers if you'd like to innocently stumble in anyway, and also feel free to bring your own movies.]

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[nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com]

"There are sex dolls?" Eleanor asked. "No. Don't tell me. So what would make someone have some sort of enshrined collection? Mental illness? Perversion?"

Being a teenage boy and making a hobby out of it?

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"Loneliness? Obsessive Compulsive Disorder? A lack of other hobbies? It depends on the person, but most of the time, it's probably just having too much free time on his hands. When he's not using his hands to pass his free time another way," Johnny said.

"I wouldn't worry about it unless he's neglecting eating, grooming, or you in the name of making sure his collection is perfect."

[nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com]

"Nothing like that," she said. "But you think I'm being too hard on him? I hate the feeling of -- competing with this."

This being a parade of silicone and DD-cups, fake tans and long nails.

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, you're hot and can touch him with your actual body," Johnny said. "I'm not prying, I don't know what you guys are doing, but even if it's like holding hands or kissing or whatever, porn's not going to do that for him. So there's no real competition."