Second floor common room: Sunday evening (after the Juniors have their meeting)

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Barbossa feels that it's time to enlighten the new students (and faculty, should they feel like attending).

So he's gone through his archival footage of the last semester and tried to pull up video, audio, and photos of what makes Fandom High such a...unique...place to be.

He has put his copy of the holiday pageant into the common room's VCR first, but he also has tape of Annie the Vampire Slayer, the Strip Triad tournament, footage from Zombie Weekend, and Talky Toaster hitting on absolutely everything that walked past him.

In addition there's a copy of Jake's radio apology to Logan (and the song requests), the broadcast of the night Angel got souled, and photographs of Logan as a bunny, Cam as a puppy, John Crichton as Johnina, Marty as Connor, Anders wearing makeup after his first encounter with a gremlin, and the JA leather show.

If you ask him nicely, he'll even sell you a copy of Anakin's version of Little Bunny Foo Foo. He'll definitely let you watch the entire night's work of one Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants.

Come in, newbies, and be enlightened! Come in, old timers, and be humiliated! Come in, Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants! Barbossa has pie.

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[sooo_cute]

"I'm not in this, though, so that's okay," Quinn says happily.

[chasingangela]

"I don't think I'm in any of those," Angela says,. "At least, I hope not. I haven't embarassed myself that much in public yet."

"You're Quinn, right? I don't think I got to talk to you last term."

[sooo_cute]

"Yeah," she says, relieved because people have FINALLY started remembering her, like what is wrong with them? "Angela, right?"

[chasingangela]

"Yep," Angela agrees. "I wish they had held off on new people until I knew everybody who was already here."

[sooo_cute]

"I was doing a lot of hiding. I don't know if you've noticed," Quinn says, lowering her voice to a whisper, "but people here are weird."

[chasingangela]

Angela gives Quinn a "well, duh" look. "I kind of got that when I found out about the witches and aliens and stuff. Also the people from different times and dimensions and..." Angela's voice trails off. "At least it isn't boring, right?"

[sooo_cute]

"Yeah?" Quinn says, though she doesn't sound too sure. "The phone thing was fun."

[chasingangela]

"Other than the fact everybody heard a very private message my boyfriend left for me, it made his Little Sister angry enough that she tried to wreck our date, and I apparently asked out some kid I had met once on his voice mail? Yeah. But I did get to find out that John Crichton calls Aeryn Sun snugglebunny, so there's an upside to everything."

"What messages did you get?"

[sooo_cute]

"Someone thought I was a lesbian, and Parker's sleeping with her boss' ex, and Xander's gay," Quinn recites with a nod.

[chasingangela]

Angela blinks. "Who is Parker sleeping with? I didn't know she was seeing anyone since she broke up with my ex-boss."

"And wait, Xander is gay? I had no clue at all. And I was going on last night about how he must enjoy having a gril roomie. Someone should just tape my mouth shut sometime."

[sooo_cute]

"The message said it was Parker's boss' ex. I have no idea who that is but wouldn't mind finding out," Quinn says hopefully. "And I think Xander's gay. It was either that or he's blowing me off, so I'm pretty sure that means he's gay."

[chasingangela]

"Parker works in the library," Angela says, thinking out loud. "So her boss was Dr. Pierson. And he's seeing the Doctor and CJ Cregg. And I don't see Parker going for Ms. Cregg. Therefore .... she's sleeping with the Doctor? Weird. I mean, he is cute, but still, weird. He's from another planet and stuff."

"It's okay if Xander's gay, I just feel dumb for having said what I said about him living with Isabel."

[sooo_cute]

"He's seeing... two people?" Quinn says, making a face. "Eeeew. That's just tacky. It makes it look like you're just open at anytime. You want to keep yourself available," she explains, but she's going to remember that.

She shrugs. "He'll get over it, I'm sure."

[chasingangela]

"I wouldn't do it myself, but the threesome thing must work for some people. I mean, Janet Frasier said it was going on for them, like, all semester. I don't know, I think it's weird that teachers have sex at all. Or that they let us know about it." She makes a face of her own.

"But not as weird as Parker actually sleeping with a teacher."

[sooo_cute]

Quinn makes another face. "I knew he had to be old. Eeeeeew."

[chasingangela]

"It's icky," Angela agrees. Then, realizing something: "But, um, let me talk to Parker before you say anything about it, okay? Because she'll kill us both if we're wrong, and I don't want to make you die."

[sooo_cute]

Quinn almost asks if sending voicemails counts, then thinks better of it. "Got it," she agrees.